Share your favorite quote from a movie

[Master Yoda]

Not really a big deal, since someone else did the same thing earlier, but toss one out there from X-Men.

OK, Make me fell like an idiot.....again :lol:

Cyclops: "How do we know it is really you?"
Wolverine: "Your a #$%^"
Cyclops: "I'm satisfied"

Shrek 2

 

[matt88mph]

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

UHF (June is National Accordion Awareness Month. Al rocks!)

 

[1stStarIC2nite]

"If you're from Africa.... why are you white!?!?"

EDIT: Woops.. I totally missed a part of the rules.. you can ignore this post

Mean Girls

 

[Number_6]

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Better Off Dead

 

[dxwwf3]

From UHF:

"Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Stupid! You're so STUPID!!!!!!!!!!"

Now Number_6's choice of Better Off Dead

 

[ScrappyTam]

"I want my two dollars!!" (at least I hope this is the right movie for this line :lookaroun )



The Great Muppet Caper

 

[Halfling418]

Kermit: "We're going to catch those crooks red-handed."
Fozzie: "What color are their hands now?"

next movie: Batman Forever

 

[Number_6]

next movie: Batman Forever

Val Kilmer: "Wow. Can you believe I got paid for that crap?"

Oh, wait... a quote from the movie, not about the movie... right... here you go:

[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

Rebel Without a Cause

 

[dxwwf3]

Val Kilmer: "Wow. Can you believe I got paid for that crap?"

Actually Forever would have to be my favorite of the Batman series. I loved the style and Jim Carrey was the perfect Riddler.

Batman and Robin on the other hand.............. :lookaroun

Rebel Without a Cause

 

[jhastings74]

Jim Stark: Hey they forgot to wind the sundial.


Austin Powers

 

[stitch rocks]

www.zipit.com

One fine day

 

[jhastings74]

Jack Taylor: Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that's... that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable ______________ that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that?
Maggie Taylor: Okay Daddy.




The Sound of Music

 

[stitch rocks]

Captain von Trapp: It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.
Maria: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
Captain von Trapp: What about this one?
Maria: The poor didn't want this one.


Bend it Like Beckham

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Jules: Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach... Joe.
Paula: [pause] Joe, a man, Joe?
Jules: [exasperated] Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe!

*ahem* Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (whoever posts to this first, I'll love you forever! )

 

[stitch rocks]

Rosencrantz: What's the matter with you today?
Guildenstern: When?
Rosencrantz: What?
Guildenstern: Are you deaf?
Rosencrantz: Am I dead?
Guildenstern: Yes or no?
Rosencrantz: Is there a choice?
Guildenstern: Is there a God?
Rosencrantz: Foul! No non sequiturs! Three... two, one game all.
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: You first.
Rosencrantz: Statement! One... love.
Guildenstern: What's your name when you're at home?
Rosencrantz: What's yours?
Guildenstern: When I'm at home?
Rosencrantz: Is it different at home?
Guildenstern: What home?
Rosencrantz: Haven't you got one?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask?
Rosencrantz: What are you driving at?
Guildenstern: What's your name?
Rosencrantz: Repetition! Two... love. Match point.
Guildenstern: Who do you think you are?
Rosencrantz: Rhetoric! Game and match!

An Affair to Remember

 

[Number_6]

Nickie: There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.


You Only Live Twice

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Tanaka: My mother told me never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you it seems Bond-san will get into anything with any girl


Foul Play

 

[jhastings74]

Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed.


The Notebook

 

[Number_6]

Young Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
Young Noah: We die.

Army of Darkness

 

[jhastings74]

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ________... and Jack just left town.



South Pacific