Share your favorite quote from a movie

[Master Yoda]

Obi-Wan:"Who is more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him?"

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Yoda, I quoted from the requested movie, then listed what movie I wanted a quote from then you get to list a movie you want a quote from. :wave:

 

[Master Yoda]

See what I get for not reading the entire post. :hammer:
"Is is supposed to be this soft?"

Pirates of the Caribbean

 

[Number_6]

Jack Sparrow: "You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

 

[Lee]

No matter where you go...there you are.
(Great movie.)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

[Master Yoda]

Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Let's go, misters. Do you want to get shot? I didn't think so.

Bruce Almighty

 

[TheOneVader]

"Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes."

Rate Race

 

[Master Yoda]

Hi, I like your dike... Bike.

Galaxy Quest

 

[Number_6]

Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"

(Just had to for that last line... )

The Great Escape

 

[stranger]

Colonel Von Luger, it is the sworn duty of all officers to try to escape.

Blazing Saddles

 

[dxwwf3]

The Waco Kid: Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little b****** shot me in the a**. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

That is my favorite quote from a classic film.

Robin Hood Men In Tights (Which better be released on DVD this year)

 

[Tara Mae]

Achew: "The name's Achew."
Robin: "Bless you."
Achew: No, no, that's my name. Achew."

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

 

[Slipknot]

Sam: What are you up to? Sneaking off, are we?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.
Sam: All right all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking.

Independance Day

 

[Master Yoda]

I have got to get me one of these!

Spaceballs

 

[Slipknot]

Lord Helmet: How many ***holes we got on this ship?

Whole crew: YO!!!!!

Lord Helmet: I knew it. Im surrounded by ***holes. Keep firing ***holes!!!

War of The Worlds

 

[Master Yoda]

Don't look I know you are going to want to but don't look.

Shrek

 

[TheOneVader]

"Wow, that was really scary, and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath STINKS."

Big Trouble

 

[matt88mph]

Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
Snake: What do you think?
Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Snake: [looks at the signs] Departures.

Fitting for today's news:

All The President's Men

 

[Number_6]

Ben Bradlee: All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate

Three Days of the Condor

 

[disney_nutter]

Joe Turner: This is no damned book! Somebody or something is rotten in the Company!
Higgins: You never complained 'til yesterday.
Joe Turner: You didn't start killing my friends until yesterday!

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