Share your favorite quote from a movie

[Number_6]

Brodie: But you've had a lot of girls, right?

Stan Lee: Oh yeah. Mick Jagger and I had a running tally going. Last I checked I was way ahead.


After the Sunset

 

[NemoRocks78]

[Stan is putting suntan lotion on Max]
Stan Lloyd: Don't you want me to coat everything?
[Max's fishing pole starts to move]
Max Burdett: My pole!
Stan Lloyd: No way, man! I'm only doing your back!

National Treasure

 

[CaptainMichael]

"I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence"

American Pie

 

[Master Yoda]

This one time at band camp...

Office Space

 

[jhastings74]

If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE *** prison.


Airplane

 

[Master Yoda]

I am serious and stop calling me Shirley

Wayne's World

 

[stitch rocks]

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

Sabrina

 

[jhastings74]

Fairchild: You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.
Sabrina: Only because I haven't met them all.



The Emperor's New Groove

 

[TheOneVader]

"Squeaky, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[dxwwf3]

We better not risk another frontal assault that rabbit's dynamite!

Dirty Work

 

[jhastings74]

Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.


ELF

 

[NemoRocks78]

Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

Not Another Teen Movie

 

[dxwwf3]

Coach: Wyler, after all the GD shenanigans you pulled last season, you should be thanking God you're still in GD uniform, GD it!

The Naken Gun

 

[Master Yoda]

Is this a bust?
Yes, it is quite impressive.

The Incredibles

 

[imagineer boy]

Edna: "YOU ARE ELASTAGIRL!!!! MY GOD, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!! You will make him remember that he is Mr. Incredable, and you will remind him who you are! So you know where he is. Go confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back dahling I enjoy your visits."

Men in Black

 

[SIR90210]

Push the little red button!

Independence Day

 

[NemoRocks78]

Captain Steven Hiller: Welcome to Earth!

I, Robot

 

[imagineer boy]

Achoo!!!! "Sorry, I'm alergic to BS."

X-Men

 

[EchoOfOphelia]

Mine is in my signature and if anyone doesn't regonize it, first "shame on you," and second "its from Caddyshack."

 

[Number_6]

Mine is in my signature and if anyone doesn't regonize it, first "shame on you," and second "its from Caddyshack."

You are supposed to give a line from X-Men since that was the movie chosen by the person that gave the last quote. Not really a big deal, since someone else did the same thing earlier, but toss one out there from X-Men.