FettFan
Well-Known Member
In case you don't know what I'm talking about, they are these long metal sticks that seem to extend about 4 feet or so. You attach your phone at the end and take a selfie.
No. That is wrong.
"Selfie" sticks were made for action cameras, so that people could video themselves actually doing ACTION-Y things.
Like surfing (with DOLPHINS!)
Or snowboarding!
Or Urban ziplining!
Unfortunately, the freakin social media douchebags got ahold of them so they could take still pictures of themselves doing stupid lame crap. "Ooh, I'm using a selfie stick to take a picture of myself at McDonalds, I'm so BAD @$$!"
In the words of my grandfather, "THIS is why we can't have nice things!"