I'm thinking about inventing a new form of technology to come after the GoPro camera, the selfie stick, and so on. It'll be state-of-the-art in memory making, and it will last a lifetime. It'll be called: "Just Enjoy The D*mn Ride/Show/Parade". (J.E.T.D.R/S/P.)
Here's how it works:
You go to ride one of your favorite attractions, let's say HM. Rather than having to photograph every cool scene or make a video of the stretch room, you simply enjoy it. Not only do you get to see the full experience through your own eyes rather than some device, but you also keep from annoying other paying guests with your gadgets.
With J.E.T.D.R/S/P., instead of having to hold aloft an annoying ipad above your head & countless others to film Wishes, you simply stand with your family & enjoy the show instead. See it as it was meant to be seen.
Why have to hold a selfie stick to film two gorillas at play in one of DAK's exhibits, when you can watch them for yourself! With my new invention it IS that easy!
Not only will my new technology cost you nothing, but it's guaranteed to make your vacation more hassle-free (as well as countless other guests & CM's). This will also give you a free hand that would otherwise be used holding some device the entire trip. But now, thanks to J.E.T.D.R/S/P...that hand will be gadgetless...and can be used for hugging your spouse or child, waving to your favorite character, or high-fiving your buddies for whatever reason people still high-five for these days. But you will not be a slave to some device having to click at every passing moment.
J.E.T.D.R/S/P: Making better vacations, one less click at a time!
