Seductive Skills....

[Maria]

Originally posted by Erika
*sigh*

Do I have to do this?

Here is a picture of me at 13.

The eighties.... :lookaroun you know... those earrings are back! :lol:


Seriously... enjoy your youth... don´t rush life.

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by Erika
*circles yes*

Dear Erik,

I do have cooties. I got them from Wannabe Walt. He did not use safe seduction.

Have a K.A.S. You are 2 sweet + 2B = 4 Gotten.

Luv ya lots,
Erika

Erika,

Do you wanna trade with me during fruit break?

I have a fruit roll-up and a pear!

What do you have?

Jer

Ps. Is the cooties thing fur real?

Pss. I can push you on the swing during recess! K?

 

[darthdarrel]

I have to second that motion!
Kids are too pressured to be adults anymore, there was a story in the news paper about a girl in the city next to mine, who was only 13 years old and gave birth to a baby and her father found the baby dead in a plastic bag behind the house.
How sad!

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by DMC-12
Erika,

Do you wanna trade with me during fruit break?

I have a fruit roll-up and a pear!

What do you have?

Jer

Ps. Is the cooties thing fur real?

Pss. I can push you on the swing during recess! K?

Yo dude,

The roll-up is cool, the pear is not. I have a Handi-Snack. U want it?

I can't play with you on the swings today. The girls are playing house and I get to be the mom this time.
If U want 2 play 2, we still need a puppy.
:sohappy: Unless you are playing Butts-Up with the guys.

 

[raven]

Originally posted by Maria
The eighties.... :lookaroun you know... those earrings are back! :lol:


Seriously... enjoy your youth... don´t rush life.

Maria,

I like you. Do you like me? I will give you my fruit pie as long as you don't tell Erika. We can hold hands behind the slide after school if you want.

-Scott

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by Erika
Yo dude,

The roll-up is cool, the pear is not. I have a Handi-Snack. U want it?

I can't play with you on the swings today. The girls are playing house and I get to be the mom this time.
If U want 2 play 2, we still need a puppy.
:sohappy: Unless you are playing Butts-Up with the guys.

*LMAO!*

K... I make a good puppy I think... and I promise no stinkies this time! K?

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by DMC-12
*LMAO!*

K... I make a good puppy I think... and I promise no stinkies this time! K?

Just don`t hump her leg! :lol: :animwink:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Just don`t hump her leg! :lol: :animwink:

Ummm No.. your thinking of Vince! k? :lol: :wave:

 

[SpongeScott]

Butts-up?

AnD yOu HaVe To TyPe LiKe ThIs BeCaUsE iT's CoOl, Or So My DaUgHtEr SaYs So.

My own little Maelstrom.....

 

[tenchu]

What are cooties? :lookaroun

(Anyway, whatever they are, i know milfy has got them.) :lookaroun

:wave:

 

[tigsmom]

I don't have cooties.

(damn! why did the internet go out last night? I always miss all the fun.
)

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
See, all the guys responding to this thread have the right idea.

Although, I thought guys let go of the idea that girls were icky and had cooties by the time they were in their 20's....


*ponders the meaning....* :lookaroun

Speaking as someone who has been married for over 17 years . . . the more you know them, the ickier they are.:lookaroun

Wannabe Walt, see if your parents will buy you a motorcycle. You'll be less likely to get hurt.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Originally posted by Irrawaddy Erik
Dear Erika

I like you. Do you like me too?

Circle: Yes No

If yes meet me by the Monkey Bars.


Luv,

Erik


P.S.

You don't have cooties do you?

*peeks out from tree fort*

*points and laughs*

*starts to sing loudly*

Erik and Erika, sittin' in a tree...

*sniff*

I'm all alone.

I just want to be loved.

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by Wilt Dasney
*peeks out from tree fort*

*points and laughs*

*starts to sing loudly*

Erik and Erika, sittin' in a tree...

*sniff*

I'm all alone.

I just want to be loved.

Yo waddup
this is kevin you want to hang out after school today
i would really like it if you could hang out after school today
please come hang out after school today
i would really like that
we can have piza and popkorn if u want it will be good
do you want to hang out after school today
bye
kevin

:lookaroun

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Originally posted by Steamboat_Kevin
Yo waddup
this is kevin you want to hang out after school today
i would really like it if you could hang out after school today
please come hang out after school today
i would really like that
we can have piza and popkorn if u want it will be good
do you want to hang out after school today
bye
kevin

:lookaroun

Dear Kevin,

I think I've seen you. Aren't you that kid with the grape jelly stains on all his shirts who sits in the back and eats Play-doh? I'm very much feeling your fashion statement, as well as your anarchist spirit, bro.

I would like to hang out with you after school. What kind of pizza do you have? I like the kind with pepperoni and cheese and crust, too.

I can't hold your hand or nothin' like that, tho; my daddy says that's icky and he'll ship me off to military school if I hold any more guy's hands or stuff.

I'll meet you at the basketball goal (not the new one, the old one with the net missing and the dirty words spraypainted on it). Bring bugs and water balloons, if you can.

Bye,

-BJ

 

[JBSLJames]

Originally posted by Steamboat_Kevin
Yo waddup
this is kevin you want to hang out after school today
i would really like it if you could hang out after school today
please come hang out after school today
i would really like that
we can have piza and popkorn if u want it will be good
do you want to hang out after school today
bye
kevin

:lookaroun

kool, my mom just picked up some little hug drinks from the food store last night
we could hang out, drink our little hugs in a brown bag, he he he and make fun of the gurls
that would be totally awesome
hanging out is soooo kool


*man it's hard to write that way*

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by JBSLJames
kool, my mom just picked up some little hug drinks from the food store last night
we could hang out, drink our little hugs in a brown bag, he he he and make fun of the gurls
that would be totally awesome
hanging out is soooo kool


*man it's hard to write that way*

I don't think I ever wrote that way. :lol:

**Kicks guys out of treehouse & puts up a GIRLS ONLY sign**

Thats what you get for not askin me out!
Lordy, I just had a major flashback....

**hangs pink curtains in the treehouse**

 

[JackSkellington]

Its kinda weird how mixed up life is at a young age. Kids getting pregnant, writers,singers,workers. All at a young age of 13 or higher. Wht can't it go back to the good old days??

 

[MouseMadness]

Tenchu,

I do not have cooties! You just wait until recess, man you are in trouble!

p.s. Did you see that gary has toilet paper hanging off his shoe! Haha!

Math class sucks.

Luv,
Christy

 

[TAC]

Ok.

So what exactly is a "cootie" anyway ?

According to www.websters.com, a "cootie" is a slang term for a body louse! Assuming that girls take a bath each night or a shower in the morning, there would be no reason to think that any girls (or guys for that matter) have "cooties."