Seatbelt tower of terror

[FettFan]

And the ride would probably have been closed.

But I hear ya.

And retrofitted with "Alien Encounter"-style shoulder restraints with extra padding.

 

[FettFan]

You know how I know you're not smart?

Reminds me of the folks who protest seatbelt laws. They don't seem to realize that the law isn't in place strictly for their sake, but also for the folks who don't want the recently-deceased flying through their windshield.