Scenes from a hat

[diddy_mouse]

"Dinner was great...oh, and keep the change!"

NEXT TOPIC: Failed Mickey Mouse Club sponsors

 

[The_CEO]

" Rodent Bait Inc, eliminating one mouse at a time"

Next Topic: Ebay Auctions that have the potential to go haywire!

 

[dandaman]

"What's your daily special?"

Unheard Disney attraction quotes.

 

[hcswingfield]

Go ahead, stand on the other side of the yellow line. It's so much fun watching people get slapped down by the automatic doors!

Something you probably should not ask Santa to bring you.

 

[The_CEO]

Paris Hilton Unrated DVD

Next Topic: Electric Scooter Company Names that just don't FIT!

 

[hcswingfield]

The salted slug.

Things not to say after a co-worker sneezes:

 

[GenerationX]

"You must be allergic to work!" So, so very cliche.

Rejected Blizzard Beach attractions ...

 

[hcswingfield]

Bobbing for Mars bars?

rejected answers to "what are you working on?" when the boss walks in while you are posting on these forums

 

[dandaman]

"Oh, looking into a WDW vacation... oh, by the way, I'll be on sick leave sometime next month."

Rejected football teams.

 

[hcswingfield]

The Peoria Petunias

Rejected slogans for Pepto-Bismol

 

[WDWBro]

A manly man drinks pink!
(BOOO!)

Umm...Rejected fourth gate ideas

 

[dandaman]

Coasterland... wait a minute, I like that.

Failed "Stitch's Great Escape" commercials (FAKE ones... :lol: )

 

[The_CEO]

" Now he is packing more trouble into our world!" - yes that makes NO sense to me either.

Rejected toothpaste flavors..

 

[wdwishes2005]

" Now he is packing more trouble into our world!" - yes that makes NO sense to me either.

Rejected toothpaste flavors..

bathroom flavored toothpaste!

rejected cell phone covers.

 

[matt88mph]

"Holy cow...your cell phone looks like a CELL PHONE!"

Things you never expect to hear from the guy inside the Mickey costume.

 

[Tara Mae]

Ah, crap, who am I again? *takes out book of Disney Characters* *to kids in line* Hold on, give...whoever I am a second. *flips through book* Ah! Donald! *quacks*

Things you would never expect a person in Disney Costume do when no one is looking.

To above post: lol@actual CellPhone!

 

[WDWBro]

Umm (let's see, PG) hmmm. Murder People, I guess?

Bad name for a computer!

 

[matt88mph]

Apple Pinto

World's Worst Sports Fight Song

(I'm trying to become the Thread Reviver)

 

[dandaman]

^Hey, if you keep reviving this thread, that's fine by me!

Oh, and: "Ram 'em!" :lookaroun

Things you can say to a gay guy, but not a straight guy.

 

[hcswingfield]

Nice haircut.

Bad ideas for Disney themed desserts.