Scenes from a hat

[Connor002]

Remember when you shoved me in that locker? You work for me now! Inc.


Reasons why hell would freeze over

 

[Nemo14]

Michael Eisner elected president of the USA



words never heard from Brazilian tour guides at WDW ...

 

[imagineer boy]

"Be sure to behave and respect other people visiting."

Scene: When a meeting with the president goes bad

 

[dandaman]

"Achoo!... Hello, Mr. President. Nice to meet you." *shakes hand*

Main reason why Britney Spears (B.S. :lol: ) married Kevin.

 

[SIR90210]

Oh ____!t! The test came back positive!!!

Bad people to eat dinner with.

 

[disney_nutter]

Hannibal lecter (sp)


Rejected book titles for Eisner's biography

 

[Nemo14]

My Hero, Mikey by Roy Disney


rejected monorail announcements

 

[epcotfan]

Broads and Jerks, welcome to the Magic Kingdom. Now please collect your crap, take small brats by the hands and get the hell out.

Unappealing cereal name.

 

[Master Yoda]

Colon Blow (thanks SNL)

Sure fire way for a cast member to be fired.

 

[wdwishes2005]

'I'm sure nobody will notice HSM doesn't fit in TL'

Worst thread to resurrect from the dead.