Scenes from a hat

[Connor002]

the POW camp resort


ironic way to die on a disney attraction

 

[Vernonpush]

diabetes shock on It's a Small World

Magic Kingdom "Land" that never made it

 

[hcswingfield]

Ghetto land

worst movie version of a Broadway musical

 

[Vernonpush]

A chorus line

attractions you wouldn't want to see "Under New Management" (a la Enchanted Tiki Room)

 

[dandaman]

Carousel of Progress.

Inappropriate times to mention you have cancer.

 

[hcswingfield]

When the waiter asks if everything is OK with your meal.

Place you would NOT want to find a hidden Mickey.

 

[dandaman]

As a tattoo on someone's... posterior. :hurl:

Things you never want to hear during surgery.

 

[WDWBro]

Doctor, I told you to stop at 15 beers, but you kept going!

Surprising things that go on under the MK

 

[diddy_mouse]

The FL branch of the Playboy Mansion.... :lol: that Heff and his Bunnies

NEXT TOPIC: Rejected state mottos

 

[Connor002]

i'm going to borrow from late night with conan o'brien for this one

Delware- we must be famous for somthing, just give us a minute

or my own creation

West Virginia- ignored by virginians for 200 years





things disney managment dosen't want you to know

 

[dandaman]

"All right, next time you sweep up, look for popcorn hat still looks edible." :hurl: :lol:

Things yu don't want to hear during SGE.

 

[matt88mph]

Coming Soon: "Stitch's Great Escape: Under New Management!"

Signs that show an attraction needs a rehab.

 

[dandaman]

The audio kicks out.



What? It happens all the time. Seriously. Sacrificing humour for truth isn't something I'd like to do, but...

Unheard sayings from Jerry's telethon.

 

[pat in the hat]

Now for your listening pleasure, a special remix of the Pussycat Doll's "Don't Cha" featuring Jerry's "Hey Laaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy."

Things that "friends of" characters don't want to hear the next person in the meet-n-greet line say.

 

[The_CEO]

" Ok like we rehearsed, let Tigger move his hand right over your.."

If Dreamfinder was on vacation: Where would he be?

 

[matt88mph]

On a beach somewhere, working on a contract with Iger.

Unlikely WDW-related superheroes.

 

[Connor002]

Money man with his super ability to give out free money


the real reason why the french are rude

 

[i<3disney4ever]

look @ the floridians with their disneyworld. all we got is a land

scene: when meeting the queen goes bad

 

[Connor002]

Soo, how mad were you about the revolution, you were there, right....


what they are really saying on the spanish channel

 

[dandaman]

scene: when meeting the queen goes bad

"Here's a good ol' American party trick: Pull my finger."

^ "The Galleon is sunk at 61.4518' N, 85.2549' W."

Rejected names for "Microsoft Corporation".