Ruin Your Favorite Rides! (Aka UN-Imagineering)

[Outbound]

Big Thunder Mountain railroad becomes an IP to everyone's favorite movie!

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Yep! No one forgot about that movie! Johnny Depps replaces the iconic narration as a bumbling idiot! To better tell "the story" of the movie, the ride will be significantly slowed to more a dark ride. Oh and Jack Sparrow makes a cameo hinting at a cinematic universe. We are sure guests will flock to this EPIC attraction.

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

O Canada: Now hosted by Justin Bieber! (too obvious)

 

[Evilgidgit]

The Enchanted Tiki Room gets another makeover, but this time it ditches the singing birds and now is entirely dedicated to just Moana (which might not be a bad thing if the birds were kept in).

Every original attraction in the park is synergized and gets IP make overs.
-Carousel of Progress becomes Baymax's Roundtable of Progress, showing how San Fransokyo was built and how the Big Hero 6 were formed.
-Autopia gets a Cars makeover, ditto for Test-Track.
-The Haunted Mansion permanently becomes HMH.
-Pirates is politicially corrected to hell and back so the pirates don't get drunk, pilage, plunder, rifle, or loot, and are instead all replaced by Jack Sparrow clones and Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
-It's A Small World gets a full blown overhaul so now all the singing kids are gone, and now each country is represented by the fictional lands of Disney!

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

Stingy's Mine Train

 

[Evilgidgit]

Stingy's Mine Train

This Disney attraction is mine! And this Universal sign. The Black Lagoon, Carl Frederickson's balloons. They're mine, mine, mine, mine!

Vallope's sweets are mine! All the DIS' tweets are mine! All of Main Street, both of David Beckham's feet, they're all infatigably mine.

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

The Abysmal Movie Ride: Ride through scenes from The Emoji Movie, Batman Vs Superman, Norm of the North, The Room, and more!

Also featured on the ride: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Foodfight, Felix the Cat: The Movie, Bio-Dome, Master of Disguise, The Last Airbender, Dragonball Evolution, The Cat in the Hat (2003), Eragon, Doogal, Fant4stic, A Troll in Central Park, Birdemic, and any animated movie based on the Titanic.

 

[Imagineer Brandon]

replace all the animatronics and costumed characters with their terrible live action remake equivalents. creepy looking cgi dumbo baby

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

Tear down the Land and Seas pavilions for absolutely no reason at all.

 

[Pi on my Cake]

For a more thrilling experience, the dome will be removed from Space Mountain creating an open air rollercoaster with minimal theming! But more wind means more fasts, so its cool. Plus! With the sunlight shining on the track, its easy to see all the welding, duct tape, and patching that has been done to the tracks over the years making it easier to be impressed by the age of this deathtrap roller coaster!

 

[Evilgidgit]

Refurbish the Haunted Mansion to now feature Eddie Murphy!

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

Spaceship Earth, but it’s inaudibly narrated by someone who sounds just like the Mr. Krabs robot, causing everyone on board to call him a mumbler.

 

[twilight mitsuk]

Carousel of politics

 

[Evilgidgit]

Main Street gets that awful, dated 90s hip style used in original DCA, with the criminally bad puns, shopping mall theming, and everything is now branded with Pressler/Katzenberg edgy humour.

 

[Pi on my Cake]

Main Street gets that awful, dated 90s hip style used in original DCA, with the criminally bad puns, shopping mall theming, and everything is now branded with Pressler/Katzenberg edgy humour.

Casey's Corner becomes the east coast location of Award Weiners! I can see it now!

 

[stitchcastle]

The Jungle Cruise will be reimagineered as The Simpsons' Safari Cruise. Join Homer and family as they win an all expense paid trip through the rivers of the world, all paid for by Trader Bob who is actually SIdeshow Bob in Disguise with his latest attempt to kill Bart. For this special journey he's given all the skippers the day off and we are going to ride in specially "remote controlled" boats where he will be guiding us throughout.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Battle for the Sunken Treasure will be a brand new re-imagineered version of the classic Jungle Cruise. "inspired" by the hit Shanghai Disneyland version. Gone are the animatronics and in their place are screens as we follow Jack Sparrow battle against Davy Jones.

Super-Hero City will take over all of Tomorrowland with every attraction being re-themed to a superhero franchise that we can't legally call Marvel. Featuring:
Asgardian Mountain
Tony Stark's Carousel of Progress
The Incredible Hulk's Great Escape
Spider-Man's Laugh Floor
Ant Man and the Wasp: Nano Battle
Rocket Raccoon's Rocket Rods
Falcon Flight Orbiter

Also, in order to appeal to a more modern audience, all of the fairy tale residents of Fantasyland will be magically transformed to their live action remake versions. Including a brand new version of Mickey's Philharmagic. Featuring the new classic songs: "Days in the Sun" from Beauty and the Beast"; "Come DIlly Dilly" from Cinderella; "Speechless" from Aladdin and of course, "Let it Go" ;"Do You Want To Build A Snow Man"; "For The First Time In Forever"; and "Love is an Open Door" from the smash Disney hit Frozen.

 

[KevinPage]

Tiki Room with a Moana overrlay

CBJ with a “Roundup” infusion

 

[Tank Man]

I have an idea
Take out horizons and replace it with “Dory” and “Bill Nye” and then close it and no one will care and still working on the last part










Yeah I am strange

 

[rct247]

"it's a small world" redone in the style of Tsum Tsums with a new version of the song sung by Josh Gad.

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

I think I just came up with the single most despicable idea yet: Replace One Man's Dream with a brand new film about the future of the Disney parks, written and narrated entirely by Tom Corless himself, complete with blatantly fabricated falsehoods that will leave audiences in stunned silence due to how incredibly wrong he is about everything.

 

[DerpyQuark]

"it's a small world" redone in the style of Tsum Tsums with a new version of the song sung by Josh Gad.

I would actually like this.