Ruin Your Favorite Rides! (Aka UN-Imagineering)

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Jack Pumpkinhead

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Brer Panther said:
I now have a mental image of the Jungle Cruise boats going into the temple... And inside is King Julien.

Unfortunately, the only Nickelodeon idea I have is this: The Seas With SpongeBob and Friends. Anyone else have any ideas?
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Turning the Haunted Mansion into Terror At Make Out Reef where Barnacle Man, Man-Ray, and The Dirty Bubble flash their lights at you.
Transforming Dumbo The Flying Elephant into Welcome to Good Burger:Home Of The Good Burger
Turning
Dinosaur will be replaced Spongebob:Curse Of The Bad Lemon where you try to help Spongebob get rid of Squidward's Laziness only to battle the Bad Lemon and as you all know
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons
The Land will turn into Bikini Bottom replacing Living With The Land with Clams:The Revenge,Soarin will become Swimmin, and The Circle Of Life will become Plankton's Lab were you help Plankton steal a Krabby Patty.
Journey Into Imagination with Figment will become Breadwinners:In Your Bake!.​
 
DisneyManOne

DisneyManOne

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SimulatedIntelligentRobot said:
Oh...I know EXACTLY why they removed it. Because of S.I.R., right? Did they think he was "too sexy"? Then move it to MGM. Highly unlikely, but still...I could see a parent complaining that S.I.R. looked too inappropriate for MK and that "little Sarah creamed her pants". WHO CARES? JUST FOCUS ON SKIPPY!
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Um...no...I think they removed it because it was too scary...and...okay, pardon me for saying so, but who on earth would complain that a robot was "too sexy"?
 
Miru

Miru

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Fairybuzz said:
Borrowland: Disney appeases the fans by combining everyone's favorite extinct attractions into one non-sense a thon!

The theme song will go "Once you have taken a dreamflight, Yes you can yes you can! Imagination for me and for you!! It's fun to be tomorrow's child! If you just listen to the veggies we all love! In friendly Mexico!"

Figment takes you on a tour of his musical kitchen before sending you to the future! Where you board a Jetplane and fly on one of those speed tunnels! Suddenly your on mars! and you can see martian cave men blowing on their feet! Figment tells you it's a "grand and miraculous Spaceship Mars" that took you there! Of course with the power of imagination! The ship then takes you to Mexico where you learn that If you had wings you could join the fiesta too! But uh oh! A Mighty Microscope shrinks you and your injected into some guys body! And whats worse Dr. Lair is lost again! With the help of figment and the dreamfinder you search the body and see things through the eyes of the "crew that runs your brain" and safely get her aboard your....bodily....omnimover.... and return to your normal size! And just in time...To get hit by a train!!! you then get bounced under the ocean where you follow captain nemo to seabase alpha and witness a cute sub repair boy talk to his cute gf! Finally you decide you had enough of the future and captain Eo flies you home where you defeat the witch from snow white (wasn't sure how to integrate that!) then at the end you can board a skyride that takes you to a place where a guy named "rocket Rod" is trying to teleport an alien to the moon of endor!
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Borrowland I could see working. Maybe work in Maelstrom and DisneyQuest somewhere in there, and references to less-liked extinct attractions mixed in. I know! The Troll could appear singing "Let it Go" off-key as you arrive home with Eo, and DisneyQuest is where the ride starts. Discovery Island needs to be in there too.
 
MANEATINGWREATH

MANEATINGWREATH

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The Jungle Cruise 2017!

All of your favorite Disney "Jungle Characters" join this classic Walt Disney World attraction, featuring such memorable sights and sounds as:

- Carl and Russell lost at Inspiration Falls, Carl's miniature house perched atop the classic Marc Davis-designed rockwork. Kevin and Dug look on from the underbrush, right where the bullfrogs used to be. Instead of the Pygmy Camp, Charles Muntz's crashed airship appears, inhabited by the remainder of the talking dogs. For some reason, Kaa appears on the tree near Muntz's ship, despite Kaa's film taking place in India, not South America. Oh well, the hypnotism effect in Kaa's eyes actually works!

- Turk, Tantor and some of Tarzan's other friends are now "Trashin' the Camp" in a musical sequence straight from the film. Tarzan and Jane even appear in place of the African bull elephants, thanks to Tantor's appearance negating their use in the ride's consistent storyline. Even Professor Porter makes an appearance, looking at a map near the entrance to the African Veldt, unaware that the leopard Sabor is about to swipe at him from behind.

- Lions eating sleeping zebras? FORGET IT. It's a "Circle of Life" on the African Veldt as the animals of the Pridelands gather to see Rafiki raise Simba high above the massive rockwork of Pride Rock. Remember the Lost Safari? Well, the already-PC guys and now even more PC, enjoying tea with a now-friendly rhinoceros underneath the "world's largest umbrella" with Timon and Pumbaa visiting for grubs and tea as well.

- Tick-Tock Croc and Louis the Alligator replace Old Smiley and Ginger. Schweitzer Falls is now named Iger Falls, a tribute to world famous CEO, Albert Iger.

- The hippos now recreate "The Dance of the Hours" from Fantasia, complete with added alligators and tutu-wearing hippopotami. Not enough Jack Sparrow in Adventureland, you say? Well, look no more. Jack has since been added to Headhunter Territory, recreating the scenes from Cannibal Island in Dead Man's Chest. The famous "bone cage sequence" replaces the headhunter ambush via outdoor projection mapping.

- Rather than entering a Cambodian Temple, the boats now enter the waiting mouth of Monstro the Whale, a la Storybook Land. Inside, scenes from Pinocchio are recreated.

- Of course, Colonel Hathi and his military crew replace the elephants in the Sacred Bathing Pool, while Baloo, Mowgli and Bagheera look on from the undergrowth. Despite the appearance of 1967's Baloo and Mowgli in the Bathing Pool, 2016 Baloo and Mowgli appear in place of Trader Sam, joined by the GIGANTIC King Louie, actually voiced by Christopher Walken. "If you wanna come back and ride the Jungle Cruise soon, you'll need more fastpass plus TM."
 
DisneyManOne

DisneyManOne

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MANEATINGWREATH said:
The Jungle Cruise 2017!

All of your favorite Disney "Jungle Characters" join this classic Walt Disney World attraction, featuring such memorable sights and sounds as:

- Carl and Russell lost at Inspiration Falls, Carl's miniature house perched atop the classic Marc Davis-designed rockwork. Kevin and Dug look on from the underbrush, right where the bullfrogs used to be. Instead of the Pygmy Camp, Charles Muntz's crashed airship appears, inhabited by the remainder of the talking dogs. For some reason, Kaa appears on the tree near Muntz's ship, despite Kaa's film taking place in India, not South America. Oh well, the hypnotism effect in Kaa's eyes actually works!

- Turk, Tantor and some of Tarzan's other friends are now "Trashin' the Camp" in a musical sequence straight from the film. Tarzan and Jane even appear in place of the African bull elephants, thanks to Tantor's appearance negating their use in the ride's consistent storyline. Even Professor Porter makes an appearance, looking at a map near the entrance to the African Veldt, unaware that the leopard Sabor is about to swipe at him from behind.

- Lions eating sleeping zebras? FORGET IT. It's a "Circle of Life" on the African Veldt as the animals of the Pridelands gather to see Rafiki raise Simba high above the massive rockwork of Pride Rock. Remember the Lost Safari? Well, the already-PC guys and now even more PC, enjoying tea with a now-friendly rhinoceros underneath the "world's largest umbrella" with Timon and Pumbaa visiting for grubs and tea as well.

- Tick-Tock Croc and Louis the Alligator replace Old Smiley and Ginger. Schweitzer Falls is now named Iger Falls, a tribute to world famous CEO, Albert Iger.

- The hippos now recreate "The Dance of the Hours" from Fantasia, complete with added alligators and tutu-wearing hippopotami. Not enough Jack Sparrow in Adventureland, you say? Well, look no more. Jack has since been added to Headhunter Territory, recreating the scenes from Cannibal Island in Dead Man's Chest. The famous "bone cage sequence" replaces the headhunter ambush via outdoor projection mapping.

- Rather than entering a Cambodian Temple, the boats now enter the waiting mouth of Monstro the Whale, a la Storybook Land. Inside, scenes from Pinocchio are recreated.

- Of course, Colonel Hathi and his military crew replace the elephants in the Sacred Bathing Pool, while Baloo, Mowgli and Bagheera look on from the undergrowth. Despite the appearance of 1967's Baloo and Mowgli in the Bathing Pool, 2016 Baloo and Mowgli appear in place of Trader Sam, joined by the GIGANTIC King Louie, actually voiced by Christopher Walken. "If you wanna come back and ride the Jungle Cruise soon, you'll need more fastpass plus TM."
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Is it bad to say that--given how things are going now--I can see the executives actually green-lighting this?
 
MANEATINGWREATH

MANEATINGWREATH

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DisneyManOne said:
Is it bad to say that--given how things are going now--I can see the executives actually green-lighting this?
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For a time, I was actually concerned that DL's Jungle would reopen with scenes and characters from The Jungle Book (2016), and, if it ends up being a smash-hit at the box office...I guarantee that Dwayne the Rock Johnson will appear in animatronic form following the release of the eventual Jungle Cruise movie... Good grief.
 
Flippin'Flounder

Flippin'Flounder

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MANEATINGWREATH said:
The Jungle Cruise 2017!

All of your favorite Disney "Jungle Characters" join this classic Walt Disney World attraction, featuring such memorable sights and sounds as:

- Carl and Russell lost at Inspiration Falls, Carl's miniature house perched atop the classic Marc Davis-designed rockwork. Kevin and Dug look on from the underbrush, right where the bullfrogs used to be. Instead of the Pygmy Camp, Charles Muntz's crashed airship appears, inhabited by the remainder of the talking dogs. For some reason, Kaa appears on the tree near Muntz's ship, despite Kaa's film taking place in India, not South America. Oh well, the hypnotism effect in Kaa's eyes actually works!

- Turk, Tantor and some of Tarzan's other friends are now "Trashin' the Camp" in a musical sequence straight from the film. Tarzan and Jane even appear in place of the African bull elephants, thanks to Tantor's appearance negating their use in the ride's consistent storyline. Even Professor Porter makes an appearance, looking at a map near the entrance to the African Veldt, unaware that the leopard Sabor is about to swipe at him from behind.

- Lions eating sleeping zebras? FORGET IT. It's a "Circle of Life" on the African Veldt as the animals of the Pridelands gather to see Rafiki raise Simba high above the massive rockwork of Pride Rock. Remember the Lost Safari? Well, the already-PC guys and now even more PC, enjoying tea with a now-friendly rhinoceros underneath the "world's largest umbrella" with Timon and Pumbaa visiting for grubs and tea as well.

- Tick-Tock Croc and Louis the Alligator replace Old Smiley and Ginger. Schweitzer Falls is now named Iger Falls, a tribute to world famous CEO, Albert Iger.

- The hippos now recreate "The Dance of the Hours" from Fantasia, complete with added alligators and tutu-wearing hippopotami. Not enough Jack Sparrow in Adventureland, you say? Well, look no more. Jack has since been added to Headhunter Territory, recreating the scenes from Cannibal Island in Dead Man's Chest. The famous "bone cage sequence" replaces the headhunter ambush via outdoor projection mapping.

- Rather than entering a Cambodian Temple, the boats now enter the waiting mouth of Monstro the Whale, a la Storybook Land. Inside, scenes from Pinocchio are recreated.

- Of course, Colonel Hathi and his military crew replace the elephants in the Sacred Bathing Pool, while Baloo, Mowgli and Bagheera look on from the undergrowth. Despite the appearance of 1967's Baloo and Mowgli in the Bathing Pool, 2016 Baloo and Mowgli appear in place of Trader Sam, joined by the GIGANTIC King Louie, actually voiced by Christopher Walken. "If you wanna come back and ride the Jungle Cruise soon, you'll need more fastpass plus TM."
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But where's Frozen??
 
Brer Panther

Brer Panther

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MANEATINGWREATH said:
For a time, I was actually concerned that DL's Jungle would reopen with scenes and characters from The Jungle Book (2016), and, if it ends up being a smash-hit at the box office...I guarantee that Dwayne the Rock Johnson will appear in animatronic form following the release of the eventual Jungle Cruise movie... Good grief.
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Would that be any worse than Eddie Murphy being added to the Haunted Mansion?

Speaking of which, new idea: the Haunted Mansion featuring the Addams Family. Just throw a fur jacket over one of the Hitchhiking Ghosts and you've got Cousin Itt.
 
Miru

Miru

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MANEATINGWREATH said:
The Jungle Cruise 2017!

All of your favorite Disney "Jungle Characters" join this classic Walt Disney World attraction, featuring such memorable sights and sounds as:

- Carl and Russell lost at Inspiration Falls, Carl's miniature house perched atop the classic Marc Davis-designed rockwork. Kevin and Dug look on from the underbrush, right where the bullfrogs used to be. Instead of the Pygmy Camp, Charles Muntz's crashed airship appears, inhabited by the remainder of the talking dogs. For some reason, Kaa appears on the tree near Muntz's ship, despite Kaa's film taking place in India, not South America. Oh well, the hypnotism effect in Kaa's eyes actually works!

- Turk, Tantor and some of Tarzan's other friends are now "Trashin' the Camp" in a musical sequence straight from the film. Tarzan and Jane even appear in place of the African bull elephants, thanks to Tantor's appearance negating their use in the ride's consistent storyline. Even Professor Porter makes an appearance, looking at a map near the entrance to the African Veldt, unaware that the leopard Sabor is about to swipe at him from behind.

- Lions eating sleeping zebras? FORGET IT. It's a "Circle of Life" on the African Veldt as the animals of the Pridelands gather to see Rafiki raise Simba high above the massive rockwork of Pride Rock. Remember the Lost Safari? Well, the already-PC guys are now even more PC, enjoying tea with a now-friendly rhinoceros underneath the "world's largest umbrella" with Timon and Pumbaa visiting for grubs and tea as well.

- Tick-Tock Croc and Louis the Alligator replace Old Smiley and Ginger. Schweitzer Falls is now named Iger Falls, a tribute to world famous CEO, Albert Iger.

- The hippos now recreate "The Dance of the Hours" from Fantasia, complete with added alligators and tutu-wearing hippopotami. Not enough Jack Sparrow in Adventureland, you say? Well, look no more. Jack has since been added to Headhunter Territory, recreating the scenes from Cannibal Island in Dead Man's Chest. The famous "bone cage sequence" replaces the headhunter ambush via outdoor projection mapping.

- Rather than entering a Cambodian Temple, the boats now enter the waiting mouth of Monstro the Whale, a la Storybook Land. Inside, scenes from Pinocchio are recreated.

- Of course, Colonel Hathi and his military crew replace the elephants in the Sacred Bathing Pool, while Baloo, Mowgli and Bagheera look on from the undergrowth. Despite the appearance of 1967's Baloo and Mowgli in the Bathing Pool, 2016 Baloo and Mowgli appear in place of Trader Sam, joined by the GIGANTIC King Louie, actually voiced by Christopher Walken. "If you wanna come back and ride the Jungle Cruise soon, you'll need more fastpass plus TM."
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Also:

- Kuzco makes an appearance in the first scene, alongside Pacha. Yzma and Kronk’s tent appears next to Carl’s house. Brandy can be seen sleeping in Kaa’s coils (thanks DeviantArt!).
- Scrooge McDuck makes multiple appearances in the ride searching for treasures. Notably in the Cambodian Temple.
- One may also see Kiara and Kovu underneath a table near the picnic, and Lambert is amongst the animals watching Simba. Even the lions from “The Wild” are there.
- Instead of Pinnochio scenes, you see Gazelle from Zootopia singing inside the temple. Eagle-eyed viewers can even spot Brandy & Mr. Whiskers, along with Tiffany and Sandy even further back. There is also a wanted poster of Don Karnage.
- One can see Baloo’s plane from TaleSpin, along with Rebecca and Kit, near the cannibal sequence.
- Black Panther also appears, about to attack the cannibals. You may also notice Winter Soldier there to back him up.
 
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Miru

Miru

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DisneyManOne said:
To two up you...Soarin' Over Detroit!!
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Or at the worst possible extreme, Soarin’ Over Pyeongchang!
tcool said:
ALaka has mountains, river, waterfalls, forests, and seas, not just all snow its also ice(Or so I've been told)
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And hence Elsa, right?

More:

* The Abysmal Movie Ride: Ride through scenes from The Emoji Movie, Batman Vs Superman, Norm of the North, The Room, and more!
* De-theme the DCA flat rides... not into their original versions... but into the generic names! You literally could have just gone to Six Flags in this case!
** Same would apply to Toy Story Land.
* Retheme Expedition Everest to Family Guy. Complete with a bulbous, Bug-Eyed yeti.
* O Canada becomes Oh, Canada. Thankfully there’s Deadpool. Or worse, it’s a salute to cheap Canadian Animation!
 
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