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[FettFan]

Oh, Canada! - An animated salute to Canada written, produced, and directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

 

[RaveOnEd]

Clamato cool zone, where you can sample various clamato drinks from around the world.

Hey! I like Clamato! Then again, I committed to chugging several cups of Beverly last August, because my daughter made progressively yuckier faces the more of it I drank!

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

Mr. Toad’s Mild Ride: Mr. Toad has since become a lot more experienced in driving and now the ride is just a mundane and uneventful drive through the English countryside without anything interesting or spontaneous going on.

 

[NickWilde]

Space Mountain but any semblance of theming is stripped and we’re just left with a generic unthemed bumpy roller coaster. Now fill all of the MK with similar rides and remove everything else.

 

[RaveOnEd]

Closet Space Mountain: an informative, audio-animatronic presentation, guiding you through the history of closet storage.

 

[Jonathan Dalecki]

Hall of Vice Presidents: Some of the most forgettable men in our country's history, with stirring oration by Martin Van Buren's VP: Richard Mentor Johnson (Who? Exactly)

 

[Weather_Lady]

The Country Bare Jamboree: Bluegrass Performed By Hirsute Appalachian Nudists

 

[mf1972]

soarin around the worlds raw sewage. self explanatory

 

[JustAFan]

Seven Seagulls Mine Mine Mine Train

 

[Maelstrom Troll]

Head on over to Floorin’ Around The World, a dynamic tour de force of different hardwoods, tiles, and even laminates! It can be found in the Bland Pavilion adjacent to Living with the Sands, a tale of environmental destruction and demise!

 

[networkpro]

Innovations East- Watch your elected officials attempt to operate common household appliances.

 

[FettFan]

Walt Disney: One Man Frozen Ever After

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

Blank Space Mountain: Same classic roller coaster in the dark that we all know and love, but now complete with a stellar soundtrack performed by Taylor Swift!

 

[FettFan]

Innovations East- Watch your elected officials attempt to operate common household appliances.

 

[EagleScout610]

Swiss Family Tree: Look at a tree. With a piece of cheese taped to it.
Tales of the Splashefenokee: Combing two of the best Uncle Remus rides! What says Disney better than Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear shooting at you?
Expedia Everest: Now, sit down behind a desk as the yeti attempts to book you a hotel

 

[unmitigated disaster]

Aladdin's Magic Carpet Ride...now featuring real camel spit.

Peter Pan - learn all about the Peter Pan peanut butter company as you ride over Georgia farmland.

Definning Nemo- a fun-filled musical with graphic puppets depicting sharks being definned.

 

[Darkzeid25]

The Haunted Manson- Enjoy this terrifying dark ride that takes you through the twisted world of Charles Manson. Actually this would probably work for HHN

 

[Greg in TN]

Replace the father in Carousel of Progress with Bernie Sanders, and all he does throughout the ride is rail against capitalism, free enterprise and personal responsibility. By the end of the ride, everybody is dressed like Kim Jung Un in North Korea.

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

I actually came up with a couple for Animal Kingdom:

1. Dinosaur, but all the carnotaurus animatronics are replaced with the Yee Dinosaur.
2. Build a brand new Antarctica-themed expansion with one of the attractions being a penguin exhibit walkthrough with Benedict Cumberbatch narrating in the background. (Or would that turn out to be really awesome?)

 

[FettFan]

Bug Thunder Mountain Railroad - It's now populated by animatronic 'A Bug's Life' characters, and the mine car trains are now replaced with the Heimlich Chew-Chew Trains brought over from DCA.

Flush Mountain - Instead of riding a boat log into a brier patch, now you ride a poop log into a giant toilet bowl.