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Ruin A Beloved Attraction!
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Jungle Blues - A rollicking river cruise where you'll face torrential rains and contract malaria... or worse!
Chaise Mountain - Climb the mountain of furniture!
Bar Tours - 4D simulator allows you to spend too much money and wobble home drunk on your way to the porcelain god!
Chaise Mountain - Climb the mountain of furniture!
Bar Tours - 4D simulator allows you to spend too much money and wobble home drunk on your way to the porcelain god!
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FettFan
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The Walt Disney World Bono-Rail - All of the audio has been replaced with U2 soundclips and a buttload of pretentiousness.
Doors opening = "HELLO, HELLO!"
Approaching Spaceship Earth: "It's alright, It's alright, ooh yeah."
Doors closing, train about to leave the station: "With or without you! With or without you!"
The Pop-Country Bears - The bears now "sing" about how much they love going to parties in their pickup trucks. Instead of his top hat, Henry now sports a sideways baseball cap with a fish hook shoved in the bill, Teddi Berra is now a has-been after trying to re-brand herself as a pop princess and is involved an ongoing feud with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and Big Al now has a rap number because that's what all the kids listen to these days.
Doors opening = "HELLO, HELLO!"
Approaching Spaceship Earth: "It's alright, It's alright, ooh yeah."
Doors closing, train about to leave the station: "With or without you! With or without you!"
The Pop-Country Bears - The bears now "sing" about how much they love going to parties in their pickup trucks. Instead of his top hat, Henry now sports a sideways baseball cap with a fish hook shoved in the bill, Teddi Berra is now a has-been after trying to re-brand herself as a pop princess and is involved an ongoing feud with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and Big Al now has a rap number because that's what all the kids listen to these days.
Winter
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It's a dabbing world - To appeal to (terrible) modern culture, Disney has changed their well-known It's a Small World ride to It's a Dabbing World, a ride where you go around the world watching people from every country dab, while the Whip/Nae Nae Song plays in the background. The ride also now has a roller coaster section, to appeal to the roller coaster fans.
Harambe Safaris - Based off the gorilla named Harambe who became an internet meme, guests can now take a safari through the zoo Harambe came from, ending with a visit from Harambe itself! Height requirement of 44 inches, because anyone lower than that is at risk of being taken by Harambe
Resort of Terror - The Tower of Terror has been converted to a real hotel, but to keep the theming accurate, the elevators are actually broken. And It's not safe at all either, so there's a good chance of death.
Towel of Terror - Due to the failure of the Resort of Terror, Disney has been forced to remove the building and replace it with something else. To keep the name similar, it has been changed to Towel of Terror, and is now just a towel on the ground with ghosts on it.
Hall of Presidents 2.0 - Now it is literally just a claustrophic small hall with Presidents in it. Since there is no room to the presidents to stand next to each other, they all stand in a single file line, meaning Donald Trump is the only animatronic you can properly see, and due to the small amount of room, the Donald Trump animatronic keeps accidentatly being pushed, and since all the animatronics are in a single file line, the all fall down like a bunch of dominos. No one is allowed out until the show is over, which can take ages since all the animatronics would need to be fixed.
Light Mountain - Due to many people being scsred of the ride due to the inability to see anything due to the dark, Disney has changed the ride to be much more brighter, in fact, it's so much brighter that you still can't see anything due to the light, and the light hurts your eyes even when they are closed, and your eyes start melting. Also, the ride isn't running very good, so it's constantly breaking down, with the lights still shining.
Tomorrowland Peoplemovethemselveser - Since the Speedway has been removed to be replaced with another ride [in this universe], The Peoplemover has now be changed so that people move themselves! Instead of a nice relaxing ride, you drive yourself theough the entire ride, trying to drive properly and trying to not hit others! And so that no one feels left out, everyone drives, which causes muitiple commands to go through, causing mayhem! To prevent other parts of Tomorrowland being damaged as a result of this, the track has been changed to go around all buildings and sets, and the walls are now electric so that you can't leave the track.
Harambe Safaris - Based off the gorilla named Harambe who became an internet meme, guests can now take a safari through the zoo Harambe came from, ending with a visit from Harambe itself! Height requirement of 44 inches, because anyone lower than that is at risk of being taken by Harambe
Resort of Terror - The Tower of Terror has been converted to a real hotel, but to keep the theming accurate, the elevators are actually broken. And It's not safe at all either, so there's a good chance of death.
Towel of Terror - Due to the failure of the Resort of Terror, Disney has been forced to remove the building and replace it with something else. To keep the name similar, it has been changed to Towel of Terror, and is now just a towel on the ground with ghosts on it.
Hall of Presidents 2.0 - Now it is literally just a claustrophic small hall with Presidents in it. Since there is no room to the presidents to stand next to each other, they all stand in a single file line, meaning Donald Trump is the only animatronic you can properly see, and due to the small amount of room, the Donald Trump animatronic keeps accidentatly being pushed, and since all the animatronics are in a single file line, the all fall down like a bunch of dominos. No one is allowed out until the show is over, which can take ages since all the animatronics would need to be fixed.
Light Mountain - Due to many people being scsred of the ride due to the inability to see anything due to the dark, Disney has changed the ride to be much more brighter, in fact, it's so much brighter that you still can't see anything due to the light, and the light hurts your eyes even when they are closed, and your eyes start melting. Also, the ride isn't running very good, so it's constantly breaking down, with the lights still shining.
Tomorrowland Peoplemovethemselveser - Since the Speedway has been removed to be replaced with another ride [in this universe], The Peoplemover has now be changed so that people move themselves! Instead of a nice relaxing ride, you drive yourself theough the entire ride, trying to drive properly and trying to not hit others! And so that no one feels left out, everyone drives, which causes muitiple commands to go through, causing mayhem! To prevent other parts of Tomorrowland being damaged as a result of this, the track has been changed to go around all buildings and sets, and the walls are now electric so that you can't leave the track.
KBLovedDisney
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I almost spewed coffee all over my monitor. Seeing the little AAs dabbing to the Whip/Nae Nae....geeze.
mergatroid
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Monster Inc Laugh Floor (M.I.L.F)
Laugh at a selection of very attractive mums that if you were able ....................................... or perhaps not.
Laugh at a selection of very attractive mums that if you were able ....................................... or perhaps not.
KBLovedDisney
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With Material Girl as the new theme song
mf1972
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andrew dice clay narrates spaceship earth
Po'Rich
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When I read this title, before I read your description, I thougth this was just going to be a walkway without any sort of propulsion (i.e. another term for an elevated sidewalk).
FettFan
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The Jungle Book Cruise - Same ride except during the temple ruins scene, there's an earthquake and pieces of the ruins fall down on the boat. Then King Louie shows up...
You just won the Internet.
Anyway, I have a few suggestions:
- Smash Mouthntain: Forget How Do You Do, now you enter the mountain to the lovely sounds of, "Somebody once told me..." The entire ride is how all 3 Br'ers are headed to s Smash Mouth concert
- The Great Moody Ride: Dedicated to the maddest Auror ever: Alastor Moody. For if ya know, Potter invades, Runway fails, blahblahblah
- Materhorn Mountain: Now Tow Mater is in the mountain waiting to randomly honk at you
- Mission: Spade: Dig! Dig to China (at least the pavillion). Who knows? Maybe you'll open a wormhole an make it to Space
- Rock n Rollercoaster Starring Chuck E Cheese: Self explanatory
- Superstar Limo
- Star Tours But It's all Jar-Jar Binks
- Expedition Evergreen: Embark on a journey to discover the mythical Ye-TREE!!!
- Spaceship Earth: Now narrated by Eddie Murphy
- Hall of Pepsodents: Learn about our Nation's history of stomach medicines, with sppeches by Washington and Lincoln, who are both doctors
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FettFan
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BuddyThomas
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Put a large orange object in The Hall of Presidents.
Ducks and runs.
Ducks and runs.
mf1972
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math test track. relearn all those classic math problems you hated from your school days. when exiting the ride, you’ll enter a large school room (not a showroom) complete with school desks & a chalk board & take a math test.
only passing grades will let you leave the attraction.
only passing grades will let you leave the attraction.
smile
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mf1972
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pink & blue ride vehicles for sure