If there is one thing kids love more than endless booze vendors and shopping, it's mimes. When I was a kid, I didn't want any rides or attractions in my theme park vacation experience...all I wanted was mimes with whistles.
I say this over and over on this forum, but it seems I need to again. We, as WDW fanatics, are in the very very small minority of guests. We can complain all we want, but if none of us ever showed up at WDW again, there would be another person lined up to take our reservation and fast pass. WDW is not a "resort" in the original sense anymore...Families aren't going there for a week to get a three day park pass, hit the golf course, catch a "Broadway show" at the Top of the World and then head out to the Village for some souvenirs before shipping back to home. These types of resorts are dead and buried...their corpses line every state in the nation. What WDW has managed to do is maintain a status as a "resort" by catering to what modern families are looking for. We may not like the IP, but the average WDW fan pays $10K for a trip to WDW and they want a Disney character based attraction, so management will give them one.
I don't like it, but I understand the business reason for it.