rejected WDW attractions (this should be fun)

[Chezman1399]

The Jungle Booze Cruise -- Join a Skipper who's too drunk to even speak an understandable sentence, but beware as friends are dared to ride giant animatronic butterflies and talking about how awesome those dudes at the end of the tunnel are cause they did thing so extreme that they lost body parts.

 

[donniedisney]

stitch encounter

 

[WDW Monorail]

Flash Mountain.
For those of you who know what I mean. :lookaroun

You can make sooo many rather inappropriate jokes in this thread!

 

[tooltime]

The Jungle Booze Cruise -- Join a Skipper who's too drunk to even speak an understandable sentence, but beware as friends are dared to ride giant animatronic butterflies and talking about how awesome those dudes at the end of the tunnel are cause they did thing so extreme that they lost body parts.

:ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

(and their guns are NOT props!)

 

[Number_6]

The Carousel of Congress - Witness AA characters of members of the House and Senate giving their constituates the runaround over important issues, while accepting lobbyist money to push things through.

 

[tooltime]

Alcoholics Anonymous Character Breakfast - Sponsored by The Pharmaceuticals Trade Group

 

[wvdisneyfamily]

Honey, I shrunk the July Tour Groups.

YAY YAY
And there was much rejoicing!!! :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:

 

[Mr_Tom_Morrow]

extradition everest which is followed by journey into incarceration

 

[Vernonpush]

Flash Mountain.
For those of you who know what I mean. :lookaroun

You can make sooo many rather inappropriate jokes in this thread!

Ahhh... The Big Bare Bottomed Bear Bottom Ride:lookaroun
No wonder this ride is popular the first Sat. of June!:lookaroun :lol:

 

[Texzilla]

The Spaceship Earth 300 - Where King Leonidas has been added to every scene to show the best communication is screaming one word sentences. "Your! Time! Vehicle! Is! ROTATING! BACKWARDS!!!! SPARTANS!! DO NOT!! STAND! UP!! For! Tonight, WE Dine ON CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!"

 

[daverube]

How about:

Snow Yellow - Scary Adventure

or

The Malestrom - where all you get to see are Norsemen!!

my 2 cents....

dave

 

[aquallama]

mop-pets 4D

 

[ThinkTink721]

Pooh, I Shrunk the Honey Playground

 

[ThinkTink721]

What's The Buzz Space Ranger Spin

 

[ThinkTink721]

Muppets, Inc.

 

[ThinkTink721]

Monster Vision 3D

 

[ThinkTink721]

Dying With The Land (at Epcot)

 

[ThinkTink721]

Spaceship Saturn (w/ rings instead of the wand)

 

[ThinkTink721]

Hi-Fi Scientific Theatre Restaurant (at MGM)

 

[ThinkTink721]

Hallucinations (instead of Illuminations at Epcot)