rejected WDW attractions (this should be fun)

Vernonpush

Well-Known Member
The Carousel of Pooh- watch the legal battle between The Disney Co. and the Millne Family throught the deacades.

Primeval Hurl:hurl:

Timekiller- (no ride, just a VERY long queue)

As_tro Orbiter- Spin around Uranus :lookaroun
 

gusgoose

Member
Living with the Landmines - keep any remaining arms and legs inside the boat at all times

Will this be part of the new North Korea pavilion? So long as you're there, stop in at the Kim Jong-Il Laugh Floor. But don't forget to laugh... or you'll be sent to a detention center.
 

Chezman1399

Active Member
Umberellabration--Add that extra e in Umbrella, No show, just stand in front of the castle to recieve your umbrella and sings songs like "Umberella you keep be dry in the rain", and that new annoying but catchy song by Rihanna. Finally Cinderella comes out to say that it takes more than a Beautiful dress and a Crown to stay dry when it's raining out.
 

gusgoose

Member
Scorin over California
Misses Lohans Wild Ride (Herbie the Love Bug cars)

They used this joke in a Family Guy episode that skewered Disney World. Except it was Halle Berry's Wild Ride. You could probably use this joke over and over and insert:

Mel Gibson
Laura Bush
Billy Joel
Paris Hilton
Tony LaRussa

... And countless others.
 

Chezman1399

Active Member
Main Street Electrocution Parade -- Guests are chosen throughout the day to participate in this parade to give an electrified performance because of faulty wiring on the floats. The Parade ends with low voltage shocks being carried down metal ribbons in the Main Street Cement.
 

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