"Believe me, folks, if that had been me going up against Disney, it would be a much different outcome, much different. DeSanctus is a lightweight and couldn't even take on Mickey Mouse. They'd be coming to me crying saying "Sir... you were right all along." and I'd tell them, well we all have our own problems. And speaking of problems, how about that Taylor Swift? This is true, one night I was sitting in the beautiful south wing of Mar-a-Lago, really a magnificent property when you think about it, when Taylor Swift called me and said "Thank you, Mr. President, for making America great again." and I told her you know what, it must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-heroes, good for you for finally coming around. And speaking of coming around..."
LOL.
The sad thing is that this is totally believable. Maybe throw in a line or two about how at one time, Disney was so impressed with Trump Tower that they sent their best architects and designers to NYC to help them build their new hotels. And that Disney once wanted to create a new character based on him.