I'm off to live out my days in the Beehive State of Utah! In a gorgeous brand new "resort" community. For a fraction of the cost, which means I can travel well and tip well with a big smile on my face.
I did think it through. Five years ago I would have told you that you were nuts for suggesting such a thing at this stage in life. But the past few years have convinced me otherwise.
It did not help that as I did some limited Western States travel over the past year, it seemed that
every single Uber Driver and bartender and random party guest and airplane seatmate, etc. commented on how awful it must be to live in California now. They truly seemed concerned for our welfare. By the time I went to Arizona for Christmas a few months ago, the constant commentary just became comical. It's as if all the other states got a script to follow of what to say to a Californian.
But that kind of mass interstate experience really does make you reconsider your life choices.