Report From Behind The Angels Iron Curtain!
Tonight I went up to LA County and met some friends for cocktails and prime rib supper at a swanky joint about 10 miles over the LA County border. I was so intent on remembering to bring the two bottles of wine I wanted to share that I really did forget to bring a mask with me.
No worries. I waltzed in and told the hostess
"I just drove up from Orange County and I completely forgot my mask. Do you have a loaner?" After a bit of hostess patter about how my face was too handsome to cover (
Aw... thank you girls! But I know you are lying. ) I was given a mask. Which was all such a farce.
People wandered around this LA County restaurant entirely unmasked.
The Science! apparently has told us that you can't catch Covid when you sit for three hours in a corner banquette drinking and eating with random people from four different households, and you can't catch Covid when you walk maskless to the Men's Room before the dessert course, you only have to wear a mask during your arrival and 90 second walk to the table because that's when Covid really strikes!
During the salad course, I asked to have the wine bottles opened to breathe. Being the gentleman that I am, I of course insisted that our lovely waitress join us in tasting the wine once it had been opened. She brought an extra glass to the table, and was happy to pull off her mask and taste the wine with us. She approved, I poured more into her glass and told her to enjoy it later. She beamed, and was happy to chat with us for a few moments as we all made that silly
mmm-mmm noise you make when you taste wine, and she was completely unmasked and adorably human.
The Science!
I was just reminded how silly and stupid these mask rules in LA now are in late 2021. A restaurant in OC has no mask rules for anyone, not employees or customers. But over the border in LA, you have to put on this show of wearing your mask for at least 90 seconds when you first arrive in the restaurant, before you take off your mask for the next
three hours of dining and talking over four courses in a banquette full of friends.
Is there science behind this? No, of course not. But it sure looks good for the bureaucrats!