Poll for The Election of The President of The Lame Post Society

[Tramp]

Miss Sillyspooky.....

Given the number of extremely lame posts you've made in the last couple of days, there should be NO question in anyone's mind that you are more than qualified to assume the Presidency of the Lame Post Society. In fact, you have been so lame, we can only conclude that you ARE the Lame Post Society.

 

[sillyspook13]

I like cheese.

 

[markymark]

I second that Tramp.

Then, as if pushed on by same vast Lame god, the "Spook-meister" hits us with a classic!

Spook, I salute you, and your love of cheese - keep up the "good" work.

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

Has anyone seen my pen?

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by Mr Lightbeer
Has anyone seen my pen?

NICE!

Perhaps we can change direction and make this a surreal thread:-



Two parrots stood on a perch, one turns to the other and say's "Can you smell fish"


CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

Yes but, have you seen my pen,it was here a minute ago.

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by Mr Lightbeer
Yes but, have you seen my pen,it was here a minute ago.

Oh! Oh!

Sorry, didn't realise that you had actually misplaced it. Have you checked behind your ear?

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

yes,it's not there

 

[Ariel]

Well, maybe you should check....oh no, wait a minute. I'm a lady, I shouldn't say anything like that. I'm going to be nice today.

 

[markymark]

How about under that file over there?

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

I'll just take a look.

 

[markymark]

OK

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

no,it's not there.

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

do you think we could reach the big 300 whilst we look for it marky?

 

[markymark]

Possibly, lets carry on, mind you I have to go home from work in 15 mins. Try behind the printer

 

[Ariel]

Sounds like you are very busy today?

 

[markymark]

I am now, looking for this bloody pen!

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

Originally posted by Ariel
Well, maybe you should check....oh no, wait a minute. I'm a lady, I shouldn't say anything like that. I'm going to be nice today.

Ariel,I think I would have felt something if I'd sat on it

 

[markymark]

Hang on, does it write blue or black?

 

[markymark]

I am going to stay in work till about 5ish, just so I can find your pen, Cerveza