Umm, are you aware that this "faux themed restaurant" is at Walt Disney World? I mean, you know, because people go there expecting complete authenticity and no "faux themed restaurants"...
Got it. It's just that Planet Hollywood seems so painfully 1994, and so totally past its prime, and so completely fake, even when Bill Clinton was in the White House.
I'm always surprised to remember that Planet Hollywood still exists at WDW. The last time I went there they were counting down to Midnight for the "New Year's Eve" celebration in April and getting everyone to do The Electric Slide, back when The Electric Slide was actually a new dance craze.
They closed down almost all of the other Planet Hollywoods over a decade ago. Along with all the Hard Rock Cafes, and Rainforest Cafes, and NASCAR Cafes, and Motown Cafes, and Harley Davidson Cafes, and every other bad 1990's "theme restaurant" concept that ever existed in every tourist trap in America.
Disney Springs is an excellent opportunity to present a more sophisticated, smarter, and more upscale environment for the late 2010's and into the 2020's. Even if some of those new Disney Springs restaurants are still just corporate faux environments created by the Darden Corporation. But a painfully 1990's Planet Hollywood concept shouldn't be a part of that vision.
And honestly, we all do know that most of the side dishes and too many of the entrees served at Planet Hollywood are microwaved in a plastic bag and then "plated" on an assembly line before it's sent out to the intimate 700 seat dining room, right?