There were very easy ways to make this scene “PC”, and still preserve most of Paul Frees’ voice work. “Stout-hearted, and corn-fed she be” could have him be referring to a Cow dressed up with makeup, a dress, and a wig. Why? It just fits with the silly tone of the original Pirates. “Shift the cargo” could refer to the boxes of loot they stole and are auctioning. The Redhead could still be a Pirate, the Pirates could still refuse the goods and demand for The Redhead, and she could fire back at them. The only thing that probably couldn’t remain is “No need to expose your superstructure”. As for Jack, just leave him at the end in the treasure room, and take out the other two. Yeah, it’s the worst of the three, but then you remove this “Search for Jack sparrow” plot, while still keeping him in the ride. It’s like I’m the movies, he kinda just shows up out of nowhere, unexpected, with the prize in hand and that’s pretty funny if you ask me.