matt9112
Well-Known Member
Jack sparrow is one of the greatest characters of all time....rum...lady's....guns....and bloody piracy! The old image of the ride from the Stone Age can suck it. I want to be transported to what I know and that's the movies. Just like my god honest opinion the the JC needs to be burned to the bloody ground...nostalgia can't sell tickets forever. Uni is proving that.So much hate.
Jack Sparrow is basically Poochie from Itchy and Scratchy.
Whenever he's not in the ride, all the other pirates are asking, "Where's Poochie?"
The ride should end with the talking skull telling you that Sparrow died on the way back to his home planet.