imagineer99
New Member
Actually, I found Superman Returns to be entertaining and well made. Not perfect, but at least it was well paced and fluid.
Pirates was just choppy and odd. Literally, the first hour was pointless. In fact, a good hour and a half could have been cut from the film and we wouldn't have missed anything important. I thought too much of a reliance was placed on the uninteresting CGI enemies. I'd much rather see a wonderfully coreographed sword sequence between two ACTORS rather than two computer generated fish and a giant squid. Sure, the last pirates had the skeleton enemies. But, they felt like an accent to everything else, not some dominating force. Major critics correlate this. Entertainment Weekly, who I tend to agree with, gave it a D+. It was panned by my local news station.
And, the sad thing is, I really wanted to like this--both as a Disney and adventure fan. Twenty minutes in, I said to myself, "This is going to get better. They just need time to build up a story." 45 minutes in, I started checking my watch. By one hour, my sister turned to me, as if reading my mind, and said, "This kinda sucks." All I could do is grimly nod.
Geez, I didn't even find Captain Jack funny (minus the bird intro).
Pirates was just choppy and odd. Literally, the first hour was pointless. In fact, a good hour and a half could have been cut from the film and we wouldn't have missed anything important. I thought too much of a reliance was placed on the uninteresting CGI enemies. I'd much rather see a wonderfully coreographed sword sequence between two ACTORS rather than two computer generated fish and a giant squid. Sure, the last pirates had the skeleton enemies. But, they felt like an accent to everything else, not some dominating force. Major critics correlate this. Entertainment Weekly, who I tend to agree with, gave it a D+. It was panned by my local news station.
And, the sad thing is, I really wanted to like this--both as a Disney and adventure fan. Twenty minutes in, I said to myself, "This is going to get better. They just need time to build up a story." 45 minutes in, I started checking my watch. By one hour, my sister turned to me, as if reading my mind, and said, "This kinda sucks." All I could do is grimly nod.
Geez, I didn't even find Captain Jack funny (minus the bird intro).