Here's my main point: The Pirates Of The Caribbean trilogy—and At World's End especially—stands as a lesson in the perils in blockbuster filmmaking: What started out as a fun swashbuckler with novel supernatural elements has become loaded and graceless, lacking charm, subtilty, and compassion.
So you think. Just because
you think it's loaded and graceless, or lacking charm, subtilty, and compassion, just means one thing.
you think it is. Nothing more.
Finally ask yourself these questions and understand that, even if you don't agree, my criticisms are quite valid:
Ok, shoot. Any criticism is valid, it's the answer that matters.
Is it good screen writing technique to kill off main characters with barely any screentime or to do so off screen (kraken)?
Barely any screentime? Norrington was in the first two movies. World's End is the final chapter of a two-part story. Why would anyone care about Han Solo being brought back in Return of the Jedi if they haven't seen the first two? And the Kraken isn't really a main character. It's more of a threat for Dead Man's Chest, and is used to show in World's End how the world is changing. As said in the film, the East India Trading Company is out to tame the seas. No more room for magic, monsters, and Pirates. That's why Beckett ordered Davy Jones to kill the Kraken. Just as I'm sure Beckett would've killed Jones the second he had no use for him.
Is it a good idea to give the audience a shovel full of MacGuffins that have no baring on the actual plot?
No it isn't. Are you saying that there are some in Pirates? Cause' I got it all the first time around. Who else?
Is it a good idea to have absolutely NO true action sequence until the final act of the film?
Again, you're right. If it wasn't only for that darn action-packed escape in the middle of the film, why, you could say that in regards to At World's End! Shame you can't.
Is it a good idea to make characters such as Will and Elizabeth complete archetypes, without a trace of true human emotion or connection?
Yes, the Hero romance story is done WAAYYYY to much. It's like films are stories, what's up with that!!!
Finally, does this film really need to be three hours long?
The good ones do. And Pirates did, so what does that make Pirates?
All arguments aside, I concur. I'm done as well. I just want you to take away this message: Not all Pirates fans are people that will love anything with Captain Jack. Not that I don't like him, but he's not really anywhere on my list of reasons why I love the three Pirates films. There are alot of fans like me, who love the settings, stories, and adventures these films have taken us on. The production design on these movies remind me alot of the outside-the-box thinking of the first three Star Wars and Indy films.
Spreken of ze Star Wars, I just got back from a great first day of Star Wars Weekends, and will be bringing everyone an update soon!