puntagordabob
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Awesome stuff..... ))
I can't wait to see it all in September!http://www.wdwmagic.com/Attractions...e-opens-for-guest-previews-this-afternoon.htm
Incredible job by WDI on this!
Nothing the Ghost Host says in his spiel implies in any way that the ghosts inside the building have materialized before. Can you point to something?
Ghost Host said:Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely, hhmm. The real chills come later. Now, as they say "look alive", and we'll continue our little tour, and lets all stay together, please.
Ghost Host said:Do not pull down on the safety bar please, I will lower it for you. Heed this warning, the spirits will materialize only if you remain quietly seated, at all times. Oh yes, and no flash pictures please, we spirits are frightfully sensitive, to bright lights.
Ghost Host said:If you should decide to join us, final arrangements, may be made at the end of the tour.
Ghost Host said:The happy haunts have recieved your sympathetic vibrations, and are beginning to materialize. They're assembling for a swinging wake, and they'll be expecting me. I'll see you all, a little later.
Chorus said:As the moon climbs high over the oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
You haven't explained the Caretaker's look of utter astonishment, not just fear. You haven't explained why he would go out there at night to do some task if this happens all the time and it frightens him so much his knees knock. You haven't explained why he's looking all around, lantern aloft, instead of getting the hell out of there. All of this makes sense if this has never happened before; none of it makes sense if it has.
Nothing the Ghost Host says in his spiel implies in any way that the ghosts inside the building have materialized before. Can you point to something?
Are you saying that when the ghosts go back behind the doors every day and start banging on them and yowling desperately, it's all play-acting on their part? And when the Ghost Host notes that they're having trouble getting through (in the original spiel), that's an act too, since they all know they'll be sprung in a few minutes, like they are every night? Alternate view: it's exactly what it looks like, and he's telling you the truth. Which view is more credible?
Here's two scenarios:
Number 1: "This is your lucky day. You have arrived at just the moment when the spell has finally been broken and the spooks can finally materialize for a big party. Your sympathetic vibrations did the trick!"
Number 2: "Here the ghosts are, coming out for a party, like they do all the time."
Which is more typical of classic Disney showmanship? (Hint: you round the corner just as the rhino traps the safari, you escape from the burning town just as it's about to collapse and explode).
The criticism of the new queue out there comes in three flavors: aesthetic objections (too cartoony, Toon-Townish, dopey, garish), objections based on show flow (big noisy ghost-fest before you even get in the door of the place, ruins the soft creepy build-up), and logical incongruity with the HM world (this is MY thing). I agree with almost all of the objections in the first two categories, but those squawks are being made by plenty of people, and the perpetrators can shrug a lot of it off as a matter of taste (however dishonestly). But the logical errors go right to the nub.
As I have said elsewhere, you can make a pretty water-tight case that your experience in the HM is supposed to be taken as something unique, something that hasn't happened before today. The ghosts who materialize at the HM have never done that before, at least not here.
Nothing the Ghost Host says in his spiel implies in any way that the ghosts inside the building have materialized before. Can you point to something?
Are you saying that when the ghosts go back behind the doors every day and start banging on them and yowling desperately, it's all play-acting on their part?
And when the Ghost Host notes that they're having trouble getting through (in the original spiel), that's an act too, since they all know they'll be sprung in a few minutes, like they are every night? Alternate view: it's exactly what it looks like, and he's telling you the truth. Which view is more credible?
The Ghost Host (in a bit of monologue that used to be used at DL), expresses a touch of uncertainty about whether Leota can fix the current problem ("Perhaps Madame Leota can establish contact..."), which would make little sense if they went through this every other night. And it's more Disney that way: You lucky person, you just happen to be here to witness a unique event, and maybe even help trigger it with your "sympathetic vibrations."
You haven't explained the Caretaker's look of utter astonishment, not just fear. You haven't explained why he would go out there at night to do some task if this happens all the time and it frightens him so much his knees knock. You haven't explained why he's looking all around, lantern aloft, instead of getting the hell out of there. All of this makes sense if this has never happened before; none of it makes sense if it has.
Here's two scenarios:
Number 1: "This is your lucky day. You have arrived at just the moment when the spell has finally been broken and the spooks can finally materialize for a big party. Your sympathetic vibrations did the trick!"
Number 2: "Here the ghosts are, coming out for a party, like they do all the time."
The logical contradictions introduced by this queue just go on and on. How is it that ghosts that have not never yet materialized at the Mansion (organ banshees) are commemorated in stone on old crypts? The graveyard band is made up of musicians from different times and places (18th c. bandsmen uniforms on some, medieval garb on others), they've gathered here to the HM, and now for the first time they've materialized. They've never played together before now, but the new queue crypt alludes to the band in carvings on the side depicting their instruments. Huh? How could that happen? And the instruments are realistic on one side of the crypt, and Museum-of-the-Weirdy on the other side. Er, why? And how did three hitchhikers (one of whom is a prisoner with ball-and-frickin'-chain) suddenly become family members and residents of this New England mansion, buried in the family plot? Why are the tombstones of Francis Xavier and Grandpa Marc displayed like signs, as if they had no bodies buried in front of them? How did all the singing busts become family members, buried in this same family plot? Why are there permanent busts out here in broad daylight in the style of interior mansion artwork only as that artwork will later be distorted by ghosts inside the mansion so as to disorient you once you're trapped inside? "Or is it your imagination?" is now a meaningless question, since we can see right here that such distortions are not imaginary. (I'm talking about the bust of the guy with the snake all over him, plainly in the style of George with the hatchet in his head at the bottom of the widow stretchroom portrait. I argue this particular point here.)
By the queue or the previous post? :lookarounWell, I'm impressed right now...
2. It's called "The Haunted Mansion" - This reason alone is so blatantly obvious and reduces a good portion of your argument to moot that the only explanation I could think of was in scrounging through minutia you failed to step back and see what was looming right in-front of you.
His logic is still sound with the Alien Encounter example.I'm not sure I agree with the "This is the first time ghosts have ever materialized notion" (in fact, I don't, even though he states a compelling case), but since you were being so snide to HBGB I don't mind pointing out how wrong this "blatantly obvious" point is. Have you looked at your avatar lately?
According to your logic, the name of the attraction meant that aliens had routinely been encountered by X-S foul-ups. But how could that be? These previous encounters are never mentioned and nobody in the show ever behaves as though this is a more-than-once occurrence.
The name of the attraction does not always factor into the internal logical consistency of the show.
That is pretty much par for the course at any extreme level of fandom.I'm not a fan of the new queue, but even I'm starting to think the ride is being a little too overanalyzed. :lol:
But asthetics and tension build up really are important to the HM. Because the rides are like movies, they need proper build up. Look at Jaws, its very eerie and spooky at the beginning because you don't see the shark. The new queue is simply too much too soon, like showing the shark at the begining of the movie which reduces tension and build up.
I'm not sure I agree with the "This is the first time ghosts have ever materialized notion" (in fact, I don't, even though he states a compelling case), but since you were being so snide to HBGB I don't mind pointing out how wrong this "blatantly obvious" point is. Have you looked at your avatar lately?
According to your logic, the name of the attraction meant that aliens had routinely been encountered by X-S foul-ups. But how could that be? These previous encounters are never mentioned and nobody in the show ever behaves as though this is a more-than-once occurrence.
The name of the attraction does not always factor into the internal logical consistency of the show.
His logic is still sound with the Alien Encounter example.
If I recall, I encountered an alien in the pre-show.
The title of the ride made sense before the mishap with the alien happens. Remember that one lucky volunteer in the audience was supposed to meet with an "alien" by being transported to XS headquarters. It just happened that when Chairman Clench decided to change things around that everyone got to encounter and alien...and this one was a bit more dangerous than the XS Tech employees.
I disagree. "Hey, you're about to see an alien" was never an integral part of the pre-show. The alien in the pre-show (Skippy), is treated as a regular-occurrence in the internal consistency of the AI attraction's "world". Skippy is an afterthought. Based on the behavior of the SIR (robot host) and the technology portrayed, you don't even know that Skippy is an "alien" - it's clearly the future, for all we know, Skippy's species may now be indigenous to Earth. Regardless, the lead-up to the main show does not treat "seeing an alien" as something important, integral or central to your reason for being there at the X-S building.
I could be wrong, but I don't remember any mention of aliens or "going to see an alien" by anyone in the attraction until the women asks "Since when does Clench have wings???"
EDIT: I just watched a video of the ride on Youtube, as far as I can tell, I'm right. As an aside, and not wanting to threadjack, the audience reaction was awesome; it's hard to believe they would rip out something with that kind of reaction rather than just better inform the guests not to bring their young children inside.
As to the point regarding the Alien Encounter, the full name was The ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter. The event of the dangerous alien being teleported into the room is not planned within the story and not supposed to be viewed as a recurring event. Also, all of the events still build on the idea that this is a first time event. It is X-S Tech's first foray into the Earth market and this is the start of their demonstrations at the Tomorrowland Interplanetary Convention Center. It is the first day of a planned recurring event, but something goes horribly wrong.
That hair is at about 5 angstroms so we have plenty more splits to go.I'm going to stop by guest relations next time I'm at Disney and complain there is no actual small world in It's a Small World.
Also on my list of things to complain about:
There is also no thunder in Thunder Mountain.
Hall of Presidents doesn't really have a hall either; it's a theater.
How can we call it the World Showcase? It only has 11 countries.
It can't be Animal Kingdom. There is no monarch!
I honestly had responded above in jest, because I didn't think we could further split this hair, but it has been done...(I'm not even sure what smiley would work here)
I honestly had responded above in jest, because I didn't think we could further split this hair, but it has been done...(I'm not even sure what smiley would work here)
Fixed that for you."People on a WDW Forum take WDW related matters too seriously. News at 11!!!"
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