Trip Report Phil getting swallowed by a shark is so September. It's time for a November Disney trip report!!!

NOTE - November 7, 2016 - For those of you just looking for the Disney portion of this trip report, it begins on Page 11. If you're looking for the Key West portion, begin on Page 5. PS - Original title of this thread was "Phil got swallowed by a Great White Shark - it's time to go back!"

NOTE - September 9, 2016 - For those of you who don't feel like scrolling through the "pre-trip report" stuff, I totally get it and the Key West portion of the actual trip begins on Page Five. The Disney Old Key West portion will begin in November. :) I'll give the page that starts on too. Now back to your regularly scheduled pre-trip report for those who want to read all of the posts.
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Well, not exactly.

Or should I say, not yet.

Or should I say, Phil is actually the Great White Shark.

Ummm.... what exactly am I saying here, or trying to say, totally unsuccessfully?

Well, here goes.

For those of you who don't chat with us on the Chit Chat Thread, and damn you to all of you who don't (kidding! - come chat!), you will not really know how anti-Disney my partner Phil has been toward Disney since our last trip, which was last June. I'm not going to mince words - he has basically been a total jerk. Every time I bring up going back to Disney, he does something very similar to this:



The last time I brought it up, he said, and I quote, "I would rather be waterboarded than go back there!!!"

That can be arranged, is what I was thinking.

But wait! How can he possibly hate it so much when he acts like he loves it when he is there?? Your honor, I present to you the following evidence:

Biergarten.JPG

And this (if he's a little less happy here it's just cause there is no drink in his paw. :hungover:

Mexico.JPG


And this!

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And this!!

Spoons.JPG


I could keep going all night, but you get the idea. I find him guilty of secretly liking Disney - at least once he gets there. This is not a tortured, miserable soul at a Disney park. He is having fun. So why all the pushback for going back?

Well, let me quote once again:

"I don't know why we have to go there all the time when there all all sorts of other places to go to!!!!"

Okay. Point taken. I didn't bring it up again for a while.

Then, a series of unfortunate events happened in very quick order, or actually just two that felt like a lot:

I got downsized (that means fired, due to budget cutbacks) from a job I had held for 19 years.Here is what was my incredible office:

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And then, soon after, our little cat, Spooky, started screaming in the middle of the night and we ran downstairs to find out what was going on, and the back half of him was paralyzed and cold. He wouldn't stop screaming. We rushed him as fast as possible to a 24-7 animal hospital and they told us that he had a sudden blood clot that had burst and paralyzed him and there was a 99.9% chance that there was no hope. We were basically forced to put Spooky to sleep. :(

Spooky hockey.JPG

Spooky snow.JPG
Spooky tub.JPG

The tears flowed like the River Jordan.

Yeah, it's been a rough patch folks.

But on the good news side, my contract got picked up by one of my previous job's competitors, and I was only out of work for 2 weeks. On the other hand, nothing can replace a sweet cat that didn't deserve to go in such a violent way. Where am I going with this?

Oh yes, that's right. You see, from my previous job, I got a small, but to me, significant severance package. People I tell about it laugh and say it's nothing, but to me, who has lived from paycheck to paycheck my entire life, I finally have money in the bank ---- but not for long if I have anything to say about it, dammit!!

This is my very long and meandering way of saying that I finally convinced Phil to go back to Disney, but only because I surprised him by telling him that for his birthday (on September 15), I was taking him to Key West. We've never been, and assuming that he does not get swallowed by the great white shark in the title of this thread, we are then doing a Key West-a-Palooza and we are going to be staying at Old Key West from November 1 - 4 for Food and Wine Festival.

Look! I themed our Fall! :)

I feel like this resort is totally out of the way of everything, but when I looked at the 25% discount offer that they currently have, I was able to book a one bedroom villa (!!!!) at Old Key West for $150.00 less than it would have been to book a standard room at the Contemporary. It was kind of like an offer I could not refuse.

Yeah, so three nights is basically just a tease, but as I told my pals on the Chit Chat thread (and again, why aren't the rest of you having fun there too??) , I'm going to use this as an excuse to demand a new trip for 2017. ;) And since the Philmonster is bound to throw a fit about that, I am going to search out that Bounce Back Offer as soon as I get to the room. :) If you want, I'll post the details/pics of the Key West trip in September prior to the November trip to the World.

Hope you are all having a great summer.

:D
 
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Tony the Tigger

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Who the hell is that queen?

She thinks she's the second coming of Robbie Benson, circa 1985.

We had paid (or should I say, I had paid) $40.00 extra per seat for something called "More Space" and "More Speed".

Thanks for this. Not going to do it on our NY trip in a few weeks! (Jet Blue flight up, Spirit home - paid for the "big front seat" on Spirit because base fare is like a nickel, it's the front row, and no middle seat, plus on the way home I'll have no patience.) And...

I try to do anything to make sure Phil Monster is having a good time. Because when Phil Monster is not having a good time, no one is having a good time.

This. I guess the difference is Brian doesn't hate Disney, but will just passive-aggressively let me know when something's not perfect, and I get annoyed because - we're at WDW, can you just be happy all the time for me, like I am doing for me? Thanks.

Hello there, Mr. 40-something year-old neck. Nice to meet you. You will soon be meeting all sorts of skin creams that will most likely do nothing to help your fatal demise.

I did notice :oops: and then cracked up when I read your comment. A drag queen once told a bartender who told me: "Whatever you do to [moisturize] your face, do to your neck, or you end up mismatched with young face and old lady neck." Alas, at 45, I'm starting to lose the battle.

2. Turkey neck selfies are best avoided by not snapping a pic while sitting.

That's fabulous. And you're not even a drag queen. :jawdrop:
 

Cesar R M

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A STAY AT FAKE KEY WEST, or DISNEY, I LOVE YOU - a mini trip report by Buddy Thomas - Part Three - in which Buddy posts some more room tour videos, thinks he is Spielberg, and fails, epically.

So, on the bus, we got the "your room is ready" text.

We got Building 29. A little walk from the main house, but it could have been so much worse.

Here we are, about to head into the room for the first time, and by room I mean......well......you'll see. That's Phil up ahead:

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So, please to enjoy a room tour of our Old Key West One Bedroom Villa:



And if you didn't get enough listening to that raving lunatic (me!), here is part two!


And with that, I will be back with you all tomorrow, if I haven't curled up into a fetal position due to the election results. In which case, I will be back to you....errr........someday.

Everyone go vote!

Interesting that your villa seemed smaller than the ones I had back in january. (but we were definitively NOT at walking distance )

have loads of fun at Disney.
Also I think Phil and I are very alike.. grumpy times! XD
 

BuddyThomas

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I did notice :oops: and then cracked up when I read your comment. A drag queen once told a bartender who told me: "Whatever you do to [moisturize] your face, do to your neck, or you end up mismatched with young face and old lady neck." Alas, at 45, I'm starting to lose the battle.

Damn you to the depths of hell for noticing, LOL.

In my early thirties, when I was still an assistant at ICM, they represented Nora Ephron of When Harry Met Sally fame and she wrote some book called I Feel Bad About My Neck. I had no idea what the heck she was talking about at the time but I think I'm starting to get an idea. Argh.
 

BuddyThomas

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BAHAHAHAHAHA at the bubble bath picture :joyfull::joyfull::joyfull::joyfull:

I hope you've found some way to be cheerful today. I know it's difficult. You know what sucks? It's my birthday....worst birthday present EVERRRRRRR :cry:
Thanks for this. To any mods, the below. Is not talking politics- just emotions.

Everyone was crying at my office this morning. The management called a company wide meeting at 10AM and everyone was given an opportunity to vent their feelings but in an attempt to put any sort of positive spin on it, we were also asked to name something in the world we are grateful for. I would tell you all about my rant, but then that would definitely cross over into politics and the Mods would banish me to Riker's Island.

I'll just say that the vibe in NYC today is totally surreal. There is a blanket of sadness over the city right now that feels insanely similar to the vibe after 9-11. I don't even know how to describe it. I'm in a Mexican restaurant in Hell's Kitchen right now that is usually party central with everyone drinking gigantic margaritas, laughing it up and having a ball. Tonight it is so quiet and subdued. It feels like a funeral.

Anyway, you know me, so you know I am knocking back a margarita the size of my head, and anyone who has seen my gigantic pumpkin shaped head knows that is pretty big! ;)

After I pour this thing down my throat, and maybe its twin sister, I am meeting up with a bunch of people from my office and we're going to see Falsettos on Broadway- me for the third time - it's one of my all time favorite musicals and a total hardcore tearjerker. It practically rips the tears from your eyes. I think tonight, the experience is going to be cathartic.

Anyway, onward. :)
 

sheriffwoody

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Thanks for this. To any mods, the below. Is not talking politics- just emotions.

Everyone was crying at my office this morning. The management called a company wide meeting at 10AM and everyone was given an opportunity to vent their feelings but in an attempt to put any sort of positive spin on it, we were also asked to name something in the world we are grateful for. I would tell you all about my rant, but then that would definitely cross over into politics and the Mods would banish me to Riker's Island.

I'll just say that the vibe in NYC today is totally surreal. There is a blanket of sadness over the city right now that feels insanely similar to the vibe after 9-11. I don't even know how to describe it. I'm in a Mexican restaurant in Hell's Kitchen right now that is usually party central with everyone drinking gigantic margaritas, laughing it up and having a ball. Tonight it is so quiet and subdued. It feels like a funeral.

Anyway, you know me, so you know I am knocking back a margarita the size of my head, and anyone who has seen my gigantic pumpkin shaped head knows that is pretty big! ;)

After I pour this thing down my throat, and maybe its twin sister, I am meeting up with a bunch of people from my office and we're going to see Falsettos on Broadway- me for the third time - it's one of my all time favorite musicals and a total hardcore tearjerker. It practically rips the tears from your eyes. I think tonight, the experience is going to be cathartic.

Anyway, onward. :)
Definitely sounds cathartic! I know we'll recover, but it really does feel so weird right now. I live in TN though, so as you can probably imagine, I've had to carefully curate my Facebook feed these last few months. :cautious: The concession speech today was so uplifting and encouraging to me though, and I truly hope that somehow our better days are still ahead!

Ok, now pound that second margarita and go get your cry on.
 

Tony the Tigger

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For those of us in FloriDUH, it's déjà Vu all over again. :banghead:

It really is. And I knew it early.

I'm in complete denial. I didn't even go to Facebook today. I didn't put on the news at all (and I usually have MSNBC on all day in the background while working at home.) Today I ignored everything - including reality. Today the first thing on TV was, fittingly, The Twilight Zone, and then the Game Show Network.

Changed my fb avatar to Mickey Mouse and my only post early this morning was "34 days to our next Disney vacation." Focus on happy. Because I'm devastated.
 

BuddyThomas

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Since I'm home too late to post the next Disney chapter, here are two cast members of the original company of Falsettos in concert a few years ago - this is the final song in the show - spoiler - it's about one of the main characters, who has died. Sorry - but the original production was in 1991, so I think the spoiler window is open?



Also, here is footage from the current Broadway production, which I saw tonight. It is hysterical, and totally heartbreaking at the same time. There was not a dry eye in the house at the end.


Back to you with more trip report soon.

;)
 

Tony the Tigger

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Since I'm home too late to post the next Disney chapter, here are two cast members of the original company of Falsettos in concert a few years ago - this is the final song in the show - spoiler - it's about one of the main characters, who has died. Sorry - but the original production was in 1991, so I think the spoiler window is open?



Also, here is footage from the current Broadway production, which I saw tonight. It is hysterical, and totally heartbreaking at the same time. There was not a dry eye in the house at the end.


Back to you with more trip report soon.

;)


ah, the guy from Smash, etc., and the guy from Girls, etc.

Not watching anything to make me cry right now. I was too close to crying this morning during physical therapy for my back while Hillary was giving her speech, and I'll never get to sleep if I get all worked up right now. But I will come back to this - promise.
 

bee

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I went to bed around 11:30pm, when things were looking tight but hopeful. Then around 2am, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I checked my phone and he had 266. I tried to go back to sleep but that didn't happen until after 7am, and I woke up again around 9. So, 4.5-ish hours of sleep, and a feeling of numbness and detachment all day. Once in awhile the tears would start to form but then the numbness would take over again. I didn't actually cry until I realized I had to go teach seven children piano and voice, most of whom are girls, most of whom are either immigrants or children of immigrants. I had to wonder, is this what our teachers felt like on and following 9/11? How do I explain this to them if they ask me questions? Luckily for me none of them seemed to know anything was wrong. We're preparing for the recital in a few weeks so we had plenty to work on.

Okay, that ended up way longer than I intended.

Buddy, your video tour makes me actually consider OKW for a future trip!

Ok, one more vaguely election related thing, my wife is not anywhere near grumpy/anti-Disney like Phil, but I know she's getting a little sick of it and wants to take a longer break. Things were so bad yesterday she suggested we go ahead and buy APs now while the 13 month promotion is happening. :eek:
 

MotherofaPrincessLover

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Ok, one more vaguely election related thing, my wife is not anywhere near grumpy/anti-Disney like Phil, but I know she's getting a little sick of it and wants to take a longer break. Things were so bad yesterday she suggested we go ahead and buy APs now while the 13 month promotion is happening. :eek:
Well, that's one good thing to come from this mess I guess.
 

Figgy1

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Sorry to have taken so long to finally ketchup. 2 things of note i love, love love your rainbow ribbon shirt and drink around the monorails shirt and 2 please, please, please bring me instead of the Philmonster next trip LOL I'd be more fun and never grumpy even at 3 am LOL:angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic:
 

DimpledDevil18

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It's been a rough week for sure. Again I don't want to get into a whole political rant, but the election has me down for sure. I teach 4 year olds and they came to school repeating things they obviously heard from their parents and it was exhausting having to steer the conversation in another direction. Especially I had one kid whose parents must be big Trump supporters because he kept talking about him.I wasn't looking forward to work the day after the election, but luckily it wasn't mentioned.

I've felt a little helpless this week and have had family members try to start arguments with me on social media. Thurs night I just cried because the election as well as some personal stuff really had me feeling powerless as a woman. Luckily I had two great friends to talk to which helped. I'm at the point now where I'm trying to accept the outcome and hope for the best. That's all you can do.

Anyway on a more positive note, I'm very excited to read about your Disney trip to (fake) Old Key West! I hope Phil got out of his cranky mood the next day!
 

BuddyThomas

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Okay all. I think I can finally wipe the grime of this election off my computer screen and concentrate on finishing this trip report. I should have the next part up shortly. Sorry for the delay, but, ya know, history happened. Back to you very soon. :)
 

BuddyThomas

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A STAY AT FAKE KEY WEST, or DISNEY, I LOVE YOU - a mini trip report by Buddy Thomas - Part Five - in which Buddy posts more bubble bath pictures and Phil passes out, and pancakes. Yes, pancakes. (PS -You can skip this chapter if you want to. Nothing happens. Seriously, nothing happens. Well, okay, I warned you. At least Magic Kingdom is next!!)

So, you didn't think I would be as modest as to post only one bubble bath picture, did you? Of course the reason I posted only one last Tuesday is because around that time, I had fallen off my chair and was practically having an epileptic seizure on the floor due to what was happening on my television screen.

But that is so last week. Don't you know that Buddy Thomas lives in a beautiful river called Denial now? So on we go. More Disney fun in the tub, continued, because honestly, what else is there to do when you are told "Night over!" by the Disney Grinch.

Splash spash!

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See what I did there? Covering up that ridiculous 40-something turkey neck? I think I'm just going to wear a ribbon of bubbles around my neck at all times from now on for the rest of my life.

And as I was luxuriating in my fake Key West spa treatment, Phil was getting pretty quiet in the other room, which meant he had probably fallen asleep. Not cool. So one of these was in order.

Screeched in the tone of Roseanne: "PHIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"

Seconds later, this picture was snapped from the bedroom:
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Yup, he's already in bed. I don't even think it's ten thirty yet. And I'm still in the tub. What could possibly go wrong?

I can see the headlines now:

"Insane queen drowns bubble bath - tape at eleven!"

Erghhh.....anyway. Fine. So I get out. Shower off. Get into my grandpa pajamas because clearly, there ain't no partying on this trip with an evil Phil Monster, and I walk into the bedroom to find this:
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That's great news! Not even eleven PM on a vacation night and he's down for the count.

On the other hand......if I just took one of those big fluffy pillows and jammed it down on his ---------errrr----uhhh--------kidding. Just kidding. Murder is wrong. Let the Phil Monster live.

Well okay.

So, he's out. I'm wide awake. What now? I know! TV!!!!!!!! In the living room!!!! Vacation!!!!! Yayyyyy!!!!!!

In all honesty, and all kidding aside, I actually had a very good time hanging out until like 2AM in the living room of our Old Key West Villa by myself. The room was so fantastic, and I watched all sorts of tv shows, and lots of in room Disney ad stuff, and I was texting and Facebooking with a bunch of friends, and I even posted a short update for you guys about how weird the day had been, and yes, the vodka, she was a-flowin'. So, I guess I had myself a good old fashioned solo vodka texting tv party. Ya don't get many of those these days. At least I don't.

Finally, I realized if I stayed up any longer, tomorrow was going to be the opposite of fun, so I bid farewell to my wonderful living room/kitchen area, and went to bed. But before I did, one last pic of the room that night - everything in the frame of that picture is bigger than my entire apartment in NYC -

Let's go to bed.JPG


And back to you with Magic Kingdom day soon.
 

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