Okay....now everyone breathe
on laughingplace a person just posted at 7:59PM EST today that they had the pleasure of riding spaceship earth "tonight".
I'm writing this at 8:20PM EST...we haven't heard from anyone since 7:45pm or so...the ride takes 15 mins to ride....so maybe just maybe it is open right now.
That was me. I screwed up. I wrote the review in Word
last night but never got around to copying/pasting it till tonight. Here is the full review if anyone cares:
I was one of a lucky few that got to experience a rough cut ride through of Spaceship Earth tonight. First off I can say that I really like the new ride. Mercifully they did not screw this one up. It is not without flaws though, especially towards the end. Here are my first impressions of the ride…
Dame Judi Dench’s narration is pretty good, but I would have much preferred Patrick Stewart handling the job. She gave it a very light hearted reading, which will probably surprise a lot of fans of the ride. Its also very fast paced. Almost information overload fast. This is a ride that will demand several ride thrus to absorb it all. That might be a good thing, but I think fans of the old ride will be caught off guard by how fast everything goes.
The ride itself… There’s great, there’s good, there’s some bad, and then there is some ugly. Again, this ride is still under construction, so it is hard to tell what is complete and what is not, but I can say I am not impressed with the descent tunnel at all. The LCD screens basically take over and that is all you are expected to look at for the remainder of the ride. All of the static figures, the future city, the SSE model, and the neon are all gone. In their place are lots and lots of fiber optic stars that were not operational on my ride through last night. Allegedly there are some peppers ghost surprises in the finale, if there are they were not operational either. Still, if the finale of the ride is entirely based on these screens they severely dropped the ball . This ride should have a grand and majestic finale and an animated movie on an LCD screen just doesn’t cut it.
On the upside, the new animatronics are amazing. They look like they could jump out of their sets and run over to MK to slap Jack Sparrow back into the 70’s. They are that good. One major item of note are the new Phoenician merchant ships. In the old ride they used to sway back and forth gently if ever at all. Now both ships rock back and forth as if in choppy seas, with brand new AA figures riding on top of them to boot. Very well done.
The three new show scenes are also spectacular as well. The main frame computer room in particular is a stunning use of the space. It gives the impression of a very wide and open environment. I can’t believe they crammed that scene in that building! I also loved the living room scene that preceded it. A nice nod to the former incarnations of the ride, the family is viewing coverage of man’s first steps on the moon, covered by Walter Cronkite.
As I said before this ride is not complete by any means. That is reason enough to not offer a review of the ride at this time. We’ll have to wait until February to see the finished product. However, if you do make it over to Epcot in the coming weeks and are lucky enough to see Spaceship Earth open consider it a fascinating peek into the final stage of designing a major attraction. The sets are not finished, the lighting is not quite right, and many animatronics are not even in place, but it is a great experience all the same.