They should have kept Superstar Limo and demolished the rest of the park.
lol i love you. This all started when TP2000 ripped on Barry Braverman, which led me to an old season pass podcast during which he talks about superstar limo and he was objective about it but by way of not agreeing it was a disaster seemed defensive. Now when I watch videos of it again, I see and can't shake his point. It was a sarcastic, cynical, pun-riddled ride through hollywood that mocked celebrity tabloid culture.
The guide maps however described it as "A glitzy ride through LA's star-studded streets." In a land that was intended to embody the golden age of hollywood and play up the [un]fascinating process of moviemaking magic. The aesthetic did not deliver on either guests' expectations given the guide map setup, nor did it fulfill, anchor, or exemplify the themes of the land. Disney very easily could have changed the way they talked about it so that people would understand that it was a parody, a sort of ride-through family guy episode, so that guest expectation was humor. Instead of letting guests in on the joke,
Disney played a joke on them. That would be like booking an airline ticket and arriving at the gate to see a shuttle bus; it could be the best darn shuttle bus you ever saw but if you were expecting an airplane, your only thought would be shock, horror, and how this was the worst airline on the planet.
The confusion and disappointment that is superstar limo is so typical of DCA. It was so all over the place and didn't even know what it was or what it wanted to be. Rides contradicting one another in tone and theme. Stepping out of golden dreams theater after an emotional and inspiring retrospective of california history into a wacky carnival... Not saying they should have kept it or that it should come back, but: Had the ride been marketed as a joke, if hollywoodland was anchored by a bigger attraction that exemplified and fulfilled people's expectations of what a hollywood land ought to look and feel like, and if it was in a cartoonified sub-land a la toontown with roger rabbit, where the land's manifestation theme and smaller size denounces that its contents and themes are an alternative, antithesis, another perspective of the primary land's identity, I think there is a chance it would have survived. A peeling back of the curtain to reveal the underbelly or darker side of the story. Taking a critical perspective of celebrity culture. Elsewhere in the land, a has-been hollywood starlet kills her lover a la Sunset Boulevard. Roger rabbit as a clean way to present class conflict and crime stories as the film did. etc etc.