Oh c'mon... There's the same level of 'linear narratives' in the swings and Goofy's Sky School -- which is to say, not much at all. But if you go by what WDI says, with the swings you are part of a concert Mickey is conducting when a tornado sweeps through (i.e. the swing) similar to the original short. With Sky School, you are literally experiencing just that -- a sky school run by Goofy, with step by step instructions now to fly (or how not to). Do most guests ever realize these stories are here? Nah... But they are for those who like to pay attention. The same will apply for Incredibles. To the average guest, it's new music and lights. To those who look around, they'll see a little vignette at the beginning too to further the experience just a tiny bit. Are any of these experience deep or anything that require brain power from guests? Of course not. And sure... a ferris wheel is always going to be just a ferris wheel I guess.
While I agree the swings were a nice improvement (even though I thought the orange was kinda cool/quirky), Sky School is still a giant eyesore POC that should be scrapped. They're not scrapping the Victorian facades and it's not like we had much in the way of anything worthwhile with the current CS station.The fun wheel looks nice for WOC, but ultimately, all they did was swap places w/ Mickey and a sun on the wheel and coaster there. So again...I think we're breaking even. Not an improvement, but certainly not some big clash unless you're among the group who is just over Pixar. That's a valid reason to not be into it and everyone's entitled to feel that way. But when people try to find some larger philosophical reason to be against this because of a story/theme clash I can't help but roll my eyes over it.
While I think it's absolutely possible for Pixar and WDAS to co-exist, I also couldn't disagree more that there's practically zero difference between the two. Pixar films/characters have a very specific vibe and direction to them and they stand on their own in the same way Marvel and Star Wars do.
Also sorry, I really can't take your level of seriousness about such a little thing in the grand spectrum of even park changes (let alone life) seriously when you use that analogy. That's ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself.