This is just... Depressing. Let's take a trip down memory lane for a moment. While it can be debated, I would say Disney California Adventure reached its zenith in 2015. The park was a story of redemption. The original park as launched was a disaster. Many elements of the park were cheaply made or ugly. There weren't nearly enough attractions. And the attractions that did exist lacked charm and story.
This is not to say the park did not have bright spots. Grizzly River Run and Soarin' Over California are some of my favorite attractions. Certain areas of the park like Pacific Wharf had promise. But overall, things were bleak. While I have my critiques of Bob Iger, he approved the revamp of the park. The result would be excellent. Out of the very imperfect DCA would come a park that somehow was one of Disney's most beautiful. This park would be a celebration of The Walt Disney Company and California. How Disney and California had influenced each another.
Gone would be the cartoonish representations of California landmarks that were more suitable for roadside attractions. Dad jokes and puns would be purged (not that I have a problem with a few dad jokes
). New rides would be built out and existing rides improved. The park's identity would be strengthened.
This is not to say the new park was perfect. This was not a park that had the strongest theme or identity. But it was beautiful and it was coherent enough to be defensible. And people reacted accordingly. No one had wanted to hate Disney's California Adventure. It just wasn't good. So when the park began to be worthy of the affection so many feel for Disneyland, the surge in guests was enormous. And the guests that visited tended to stay longer and spend more. 2015 was pinnacle of Disney California Adventure. Disney would launch one last improvement to the park. Condor Flats, a visual eyesore, would be folded into the Grizzly Peak area of the park. And the result was fantastic! Soarin' finally felt like where it belonged. Grizzly Peak's integration with the Grand Californian was already top notch. Now the area felt even more expansive. It had interesting history, and was a wonderful nod to California's National Parks.
The next steps seemed obvious. Hollywood Land needed to go. Next to beautiful areas of the park like Buena Vista Street, that area was ugly. One obvious solution there would be to create a version of Sunset Boulevard to tie in with Tower of Terror. The Classic Hollywood placemaking would fit with the park, and existing areas could be reworked to support the new placemaking and identity. It would be a worthy connection with Buena Vista Street. A Bug's Land also was becoming an obvious eyesore for the park. The fact that a Bug's Land is contiguous with a nice expansion pad was a source of excitement. The future seemed bright for Disney California Adventure!
But everything was about to go terribly wrong. Bob Chapek, Bob Iger's handpicked new leader of Disney Parks and Resorts, was about to unleash incoherence and stupidity on the park. For whatever reason, Disney California Adventure would suffer the most under Chapek's leadership. His first act was to push through a bizarre and unnecessary rebrand of Tower of Terror. Gone was the haunting and stately Hollywood Tower Hotel, replaced with... I'm not exactly sure how to describe the ugly monstrosity. It was and is ugly and alien. Consider that directly before Mission: BREAKOUT Disney had lovingly refinished Condor Flats into the Grizzly Peak Area. Now Disney was refinishing an attraction into an alien menace.
But Chapek would not be stopped at a single desecration. No, he had bigger plans in mind. He proceeded with the Pixar Pier redevelopment. Paradise Pier had been one of the original failures of the park. Ugly and pointless. Imagineers had managed to cajole it into the park and helped it become a centerpiece. People fell in love with the classic seaside boardwalk. The tasteful integration of classic Disney characters didn't feel forced or tacky. It was one of the victories of original revamp. Perhaps the tastefulness of Paradise Pier was too subtle for a mind such as Bob Chapek. He pushed through one of the most bizarre and tasteless renovations ever witnessed in a Disney Park. A renovation so bad that the pre-show itself makes fun of it:
Mr. Incredible: I like the Incredicoaster...
Violet: Sure, slap our name on an old ride.
Edna Mode: It's quite normal darling. Corporations call it synergy.
The Incredicoaster and Pixar Pier were so cringe, Bob Iger himself had reservations about the plan:
"The pair were asked about any disagreements they had together, and Iger remarked they had a "debate" about the renaming of California Screamin' at Disney California Adventure. Iger ultimately conceded to Chapek and the coaster became the Incredicoaster."
And to add insult to injury, Disney built the Avengers Campus. Did they deliver a new E-Ticket for us? Nope... Plus, it was visually pretty bland.
In a final parting gift for us, Chapek gave us one last desecration. The perfectly nice Pacific Wharf would be rebranded into an expansive meet and greet two characters from a film that most people don't care about. Nice.
While I'm grateful these changes mostly spared Disneyland, I am still amazed at the decay. So sad.