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THE LAND PAVILLION
In the era of Eisner, there is so much to explored. He wants thrills to ecncompass the majority of the parks as he wants to gain the largest audience he can. With that, The Land Pavillion gets an upgrade to be more with the times. Oh we need a sponsor right? Let's see... *spins wheel.* Looks like we have a winner! The Land Pavillion: Sponsered by Future Farmers of America!
Twin facades comprise the Land Pavillion's enhanced exterior. On the South side, facing the natural Sea Pavillion stands the monumental Mount Rockmore. This cascade face gradually transitions to the hardline bolts-and-beams of a quintessentially-90s interactive character, Chippy the Computer Chip... a giant computer chip.
SOUTH FACADE
MOUNT ROCKMORE
The southmost facade of the Land Pavillion is reimagined as Mount Rockmore, a wackodaisical spin on the one-and-only Mount Rushmore... but before its founding fathers made their mark! A true spirit of nature, Mount Rockmore instead features four elaborate boulders that, every twenty minutes, burst into a short song on sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic rocks. After their proto-rock song concludes, the gang-of-four thank the audience and announce their intent to return to their home of Little Rock, Arkansas.
NORTH FACADE
CHIPPY THE COMPUTER CHIP
Hey kids, do you love computers! Then you'll love the Northern Facade of the Land Pavillion! Subtly transitioning from rockwork to green frames and electric wires, this section features soon-to-be fan-favorite Chippy the Computer Chip; a face made from the bolts and wires containing a state-of-the-art computer system allowing it to communicate with those it passes. Simply step to the Communicationater near the front/side of the facade and select from a number of pre-set questions to Chippy. Chippy will reply in an animated and exciting way!
As you walk through the gates into the Land Pavillion proper, you'll be surrounded by one-half nature and the other-half technology -- a perfect representation for our ideas of the Land Pavillion! Go Team Esiner!
RAFTING WITH THE LANDS
Living with the Land is now a cool and edgy rapids ride!
The queue received quite a few upgrades from Living with the Land. Guests now enter the attraction on the pavilion's second floor, through what was formerly the Circle of Life Theater. Passing through the entryway, guests find themselves in the upper floor of a lab, which looks down to the floor below.
Guests pass various research equipment and small irrigation and cultivation displays before descending to the ground floor. Guests then make their way through some switchbacks before entering the loading area.
Entering through the greenhouse, guests are immediately greeted by a sleek, scientific, 90s as heck lab with all kinds of different flora and fauna spanning as far as the eye can see. The future is truly in plastic, so clear plastic hills along the riverbanks give the open air room a more naturalistic feel as opposed to the more cold, "field trip" vibe the greenhouse gave off before. What's more cool than plastic, though? Why, it's famous and beloved 90s comedian Pauly Shore, fresh off his 1996 hit Bio-Dome. Along with the river rapids thrill element, this is truly what gives the attraction the Breck Eisner seal of approval.
Pauly comes into the attraction at first via following us around the greenhouse through different TV and computer monitors, almost in a comedic way as if he's chasing the boats to keep up with them. As we travel along the greenhouse, Shore ensures us that were going to have a super fun, radical, tubular time learning about all the different plant life the green house, or...Bio-Dome, has to offer. Throughout the greenhouse he'll even go all John Hammond on us and multiply himself, leading to MuppetVision pre-show style shenanigans as the different Shores all jump from screen to screen interacting with each other.
The real meat of the attraction begins as we exit the attraction and enter the different...ahem...Bio-Domes. It is here where Pauly Shore shows himself in full Audio Animatronic glory. He's dressed like a cheesy 90s surfer bro and gives us an enthusiastic thumbs up as our river rafts kick into high gear and we enter the wicked series of intense rapids that would easily get the Breck Eisner seal of approval.Most of the rapids section will take place in an extended tropical rain forest setting, with the thunderstorm offering a very unique and atmospheric take on the classic river rapids genre and truly giving it an immersive and dark ride infused twist.
To preserve the AAs in the prairie section, a scaled down set will now act as the final scene of the ride. All the Western River Expedition AAs will be present in their historic glory, but along with it comes another kind of glory. One last Pauly Shore AA can be seen grasping onto the side of a toppled over ride vehicle, hair and clothes looking very dishuffled and with a "Woah...that was AWESOME!" look on his face.
Electronic Arts Presents: SimStorm
Partnering with the very recent purchase of Maxis (the studio behind the SimCity games), Electronic Arts has stepped in as a sponsor of the pavilion through a truly unique theater experience. SimStorm showcases the effects of a variety of different weather effects on your average American farm. It promises to be a both thrilling and educational presentation that elevates the attraction line up.
Walking into the theater in the round, guests are greeted with the sight of a farm house, barn, windmill, some corn stalks, and a few simple AA chickens. In the arena style theater, the action takes place below guests so each seat is the best seat in the house. A very clear, invisible sheet of glass divides the audience from the in theater effects. While the set is simple, the magic of SimStorm lies in the weather-based practical effects.
Throughout the eight minute presentation, guests first experience a thunderstorm which quickly transitions into a hurricane complete with in-theater "hail" using a perfected version of the falling rock technology first attempted on the Indiana Jones Adventure. As these weather effects happen, the windmill and chickens act accordingly and the farmhouse starts to shake. We then get a quick "drought" transition where we see the effects it can have on farmlands.
Things go from chaotic to dry and barren via strong lighting and a dramatic change in temperature. Suddenly the room temperature goes from hot to cold and the "snow" traditionally used in holiday fireworks comes blasting into the theater through a simulated blizzard. The snowflakes gather in the center of the theater and begin to form into a mock tornado which acts as the attraction's grand finale.
As things come to a close, the farm setting has transitioned from the very calm state it started at straight through to a full-on destruction scene, with the house completely getting demolished systematically in the process. The chickens are going absolutely bonkers, the corn stalks have scattered across the room, and the windmill has toppled to its side. In a cool twist, guests actually get to see everything get put back into place as they exit the theater.
POWER FEEDERS
This brand new quick service restaurant called POWER FEEDERS is run by…robots? Well, sort of. With the help of the Feederneers (just some cast members), delicious food is very for guests food to enjoy. Enjoy the
Storm Burger which has plenty of tasty ingredients that blend to make a whirlwind of flavors. Get in touch with your sweet side with the
Cascading Sundae. This delicious fudge brownie is stacked with many toppings including bananas, cherries, and nuts. With the power of technology and the environment, there are plenty delicious treats to go around.
Ok now go visit the land and give us money. Thanks, bye!