Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

Nemo14

Nemo14

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rsoxguy said:
OK, but which one?

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You win!
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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That is just tooooo frightening. Imagine, you're sound asleep when you hear noises out in your yard. You open the door only to be attacked by a RedSox tattooed naked guy who storms in and bites you.
Maybe I need to rethink this snowbird idea.....
 
rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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Nemo14 said:
That is just tooooo frightening. Imagine, you're sound asleep when you hear noises out in your yard. You open the door only to be attacked by a RedSox tattooed naked guy who storms in and bites you.
Maybe I need to rethink this snowbird idea.....
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Mock, mock mock, mock mock. You know, I would sit here and read your blatant disrespect for my Rabid Zombie Pioneer Girl defense plans, while having to defend my obsession regarding the preservation of society as we know it, but I have more sophisticated things to read.

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Nemo14

Nemo14

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rsoxguy said:
Mock, mock mock, mock mock. You know, I would sit here and read your blatant disrespect for my Rabid Zombie Pioneer Girl defense plans, while having to defend my obsession regarding the preservation of society as we know it, but I have more sophisticated things to read.

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My kids each have a copy of that.....really....
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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It started as a joke because my daughter loves Jane Austen books, so my son gave her that one for Christmas. There's actually a sequel (prequel?) that she gave to him. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to take the kids out for a "bite" to eat.....
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NYwdwfan

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The Mom said:
OMG! This is in the next county! They're coming for me!

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The best part of the story is the line: "There is no initial indication if he was on any substance during his rampage." Ummm...earlier in the paragraph it said "It took five officers with two sets of handcuffs, leg shackles, a spit-prevention hood and Taser strikes to control Haughee". Pretty sure he was on something. And it wasn't pixie dust.
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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rsoxguy said:
The solution is quite obvious. The guy is a member of this forum, and The Mom edited one of his posts. Be warned, moderators!
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Wait, I remember that post too...

*passes the skillets and rolling pins around the thread. It's going to be a long night girls.

just sayin'
 
trr1

trr1

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Nemo14 said:
Wait, I remember that post too...

*passes the skillets and rolling pins around the thread. It's going to be a long night girls.

just sayin'
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HEY what about us guys give me a skillet or a rolling pin and i'll bring the coffee or the stimilant of your choice ;) (redbull,5 hour energy,nodoze,ect)

and a big can of this

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rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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I arrive home from work to find (A) some decent anti-zombie products, and (B) more silly shenanigans. In regard to the false information concerning the North Florida wacko, allow me to dispel the rumors. His hair is pasty and disheveled. My hair is neatly spiked in a Mohawk. Additionally, his forehead is free of identifiable marks, while my forehead has a tattoo that says, “Come and get it tough guy.” So you can see that it is quite impossible that I would be the individual that strikes fear in the heart of The Mom.
As for these lame, panicked attempts to fight zombies on the fly, I have no need to improvise with last minute weapon gathering, as my house is equipped for any emergency. All I have to do is break the glass…

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