Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[rsoxguy]

6,206 opportunities to make a mental note that there are crazies on these boards!!

What choo talkin' about Willis?

 

[Nemo14]

What choo talkin' about Willis?

if the shoe fits.....

 

[rsoxguy]

Don't you mean boot?

 

[Nemo14]

Don't you mean boot?

...memories.....

 

[unkadug]

Allow me to address this issue. The prosciutto is not used to make them think that you are dead. It is instead used for the sake of a clever ruse. You see, humans provide for a lower quality cut of meat. Consequently, the prosciutto tricks the average zombie into believing that we are simply too high class a meal for them, and they wander away. It's the same principle that has people avoid good restaurants as they flock to McDonald's.

Common misconception...zombies don't like meat at all. They are only after the soft tissues and organs (i.e. brains). The prosciutto leads them off the trail of the tasty treats that they crave. You could tie baked potatoes around your neck and get the same effect..they don't like rib-eyes either.

 

[Nemo14]

What's their opinion of anchovies?

 

[unkadug]

What's their opinion of anchovies?

I've heard that zombies do like Pizza...so you are kind of risking it with the anchovies.

 

[Nemo14]

note to self: hold the anchovies....

 

[trr1]

can zombies climb trees?

 

[unkadug]

can zombies climb trees?

Yes, but they fall out easily as their equilibrium has been hampered by their death. So if you plan on hiding in a tree it may work if you keep shaking the limbs.

 

[kashmir]

Yes, but they fall out easily as their equilibrium has been hampered by their death. So if you plan on hiding in a tree it may work if you keep shaking the limbs.

Zombie limbs or the tree's limbs?

 

[unkadug]

Zombie limbs or the tree's limbs?

I meant tree limbs! But shaking the zombie limbs could work also as long as you don't get too close.

 

[Nemo14]

Don't shake them too hard though - those things tend to be a bit, well, "loose" . probably better off sticking with the tree limbs.

 

[NYwdwfan]

6,206 opportunities to use this....

MISSED opportunities!!! :rofl:

 

[Nemo14]

It's never too late......unless of course the zombies get you.

 

[rsoxguy]

Common misconception...zombies don't like meat at all. They are only after the soft tissues and organs (i.e. brains). The prosciutto leads them off the trail of the tasty treats that they crave. You could tie baked potatoes around your neck and get the same effect..they don't like rib-eyes either.

A potato defense system, you say? Pure, unadulterated GENIUS! I shall promote you to the rank of colonel when I form a militia army to fight the rabid zombie hordes. You shall make the the rank of general if you can pick-off Laura Ingalls with one shot at a hundred yards. I submit to you all the latest in zombie defense camouflage, AKA the rabid zombie potato...

 

[NYwdwfan]

A potato defense system, you say? Pure, unadulterated GENIUS! I shall promote you to the rank of colonel when I form a militia army to fight the rabid zombie hordes. You shall make the the rank of general if you can pick-off Laura Ingalls with one shot at a hundred yards. I submit to you all the latest in zombie defense camouflage, AKA the rabid zombie potato...

It's cost effective too. Gotta love the budget conscious zombie hunter!!

 

[Nemo14]

A potato defense system, you say? Pure, unadulterated GENIUS! I shall promote you to the rank of colonel when I form a militia army to fight the rabid zombie hordes. You shall make the the rank of general if you can pick-off Laura Ingalls with one shot at a hundred yards. I submit to you all the latest in zombie defense camouflage, AKA the rabid zombie potato...

I can't see the picture...

 

[unkadug]

I can't see the picture...

Me neither...I'm imagining some kind of mutant zombie potato thingamajig.

 

[The Mom]

Me neither...I'm imagining some kind of mutant zombie potato thingamajig.

Sort of like Mr Potato Head - where the arms, feet, eyes, etc are removable.