Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[Nemo14]

Nerd zombie women without a love life: sometimes its not just the glasses.

It's the band-aid holding them together?

 

[rsoxguy]

It's been a long few days. Life keeps getting in the way of my stale attempts at humor.

 

[Nemo14]

It's been a long few days. Life keeps getting in the way of my stale attempts at humor.

I'll excuse you this time.....

 

[rsoxguy]

I'll excuse you this time.....

Whew, thanks! I dedicate this next one to you...

"So I'm like, I have three friends, and they're like, no thanks. Guys are such jerks!"

 

[Nemo14]

I didn't know you spoke Snookieish.

 

[rsoxguy]

I am a cultural hipster.

 

[rsoxguy]

Q: What happened to Tiny Tim after his television heyday?
A: He left Miss Vicki and started to chase women with inappropriately marked t-shirts.

 

[Nemo14]

Q: What happened to Tiny Tim after his television heyday?
A: He left Miss Vicki and started to chase women with inappropriately marked t-shirts.

Clearly Mom is asleep......

 

[rsoxguy]

Clearly Mom is asleep......

Did you enjoy the 60's-70's reference? Yeah, I'm getting old.

 

[Nemo14]

Yes, I remember Tiny Tim, probably more than you do sadly. Thanks for reminding me about my age.....as if my aching body doesn't do that fairly regularly.

 

[rsoxguy]

When I was a kid, I always assumed that he didn't shower. He always grossed me out. His voice didn't help either...

 

[Nemo14]

He was definitely...well... different. I never understood how he got his notoriety. It's not like today when anyone with a video camera can become an overnight Youtube sensation, know what I mean?

 

[rsoxguy]

Ayup. At least strange people who reached any level of fame back then were fewer in number.

 

[Nemo14]

but Johnnie Carson loved him, well...liked him anyway.

 

[trr1]

yes and both are gone now

 

[Nemo14]

Getting there, Sheryl ....

29 for me!

 

[rsoxguy]

Name: Harold
Occupation: Transient
Likes: Long walks in the woods and human dismemberment.
Preference: A woman who can listen to my needs and isn't missing any limbs.
Contact: Outside of your window.

 

[rsoxguy]

Walmart: and you thought the Black Friday rush was bad.

 

[rsoxguy]

Parenting 101: A kid can choke if you don't teach him to skin a scalp!

 

[rsoxguy]

Um, sir, put that human limb down. You haven't turned zombie yet.