News New security measures

G00fyDad

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They sent me through the detectors twice over the weekend. Reduced my park time by 30 seconds. I'm outraged.

As well you should. That's egregious!!
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wdizneew

Well-Known Member
They sent me through the detectors twice over the weekend. Reduced my park time by 30 seconds. I'm outraged.

Disney Exec: "Oh gawrsh! guests have less time in the parks to spend their money due to these extra security precautions! What are we going to do??"
Disney minion: "Why don't we implement a fastpass+ type system? Maybe a Disney security pre-check line?"
Disney Exec: "That's a great idea! and we can charge them extra so they can park hop and skip the security lines!"
 

Texas84

Well-Known Member
Disney Exec: "Oh gawrsh! guests have less time in the parks to spend their money due to these extra security precautions! What are we going to do??"
Disney minion: "Why don't we implement a fastpass+ type system? Maybe a Disney security pre-check line?"
Disney Exec: "That's a great idea! and we can charge them extra so they can park hop and skip the security lines!"

Bus driver told me there will be PreCheck+ in the future.
 

insaneshadow

Active Member
Disney Exec: "Oh gawrsh! guests have less time in the parks to spend their money due to these extra security precautions! What are we going to do??"
Disney minion: "Why don't we implement a fastpass+ type system? Maybe a Disney security pre-check line?"
Disney Exec: "That's a great idea! and we can charge them extra so they can park hop and skip the security lines!"

When I read this I had Goofy as the Disney Exec.
 

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