ProfSavage
Well-Known Member
BEHOLD:
If you're just some dumb tourist looking to pay extra for substandard park ops, I have just the thing for you. Located in the central swamps of Florida, Disney's hottest new attraction is "Air dingy." Transportation designer Rob Chapstick is back with an all-new options that answers the question, “Huh?!?” Don’t look for a bus driver, there isn’t one. Instead, you’ll be expected to come up with all zany rumors on your own. This place has everything:
-lightning strikes
-alligators
-hurricane winds
-suffocation
-Human ACs
Stefon, what's a "human A-C"?
Oh, you know. It's that thing where the put little people in a fridge and when you get on the gondola they take one out and put them on your lap. And just like an air conditioning unit, they make a humming sound when they blow.
-lightning strikes
-alligators
-hurricane winds
-suffocation
-Human ACs
Stefon, what's a "human A-C"?
Oh, you know. It's that thing where the put little people in a fridge and when you get on the gondola they take one out and put them on your lap. And just like an air conditioning unit, they make a humming sound when they blow.