I didn't even get to the part about my idea for a Roddy Piper cameo.
Scooter is making a deposit at the bank for the Muppet Wrestling Federation and is waiting in line. In walks Piper wearing sunglasses.
PIPER: I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
SCOOTER: I have an extra piece; would you like it?
PIPER: Oh, thank you very much! *begins chewing*
SCOOTER: What about the other thing?
PIPER: 'Scuse me?
SCOOTER: You said you were here to kick butt and chew bubblegum.
PIPER: *stage whisper* I only say that so's people will offer me some gum.
SCOOTER: I find that asking politely and saying "please" works just as well.
PIPER: Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks, I'll remember that next time!
SCOOTER: You're welcome.
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Are you indicating that a They Live attraction is in the works? I've always thought that movie screamed Disney.