Movie Lines that make you *GROAN*

[imagineer99]

We've all been there...

You're watching a movie, when all of a sudden, comes a line of dialogue so stupid, so cheesy, so bad that you just have to let out a *GROAN*.

Let's compile a list shall we. Here are the one's I can think of off hand:

FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL:
Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
Heck, I love this movie. But that line is just....EWWWWEEE

FROM X-MEN
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
[Dramatic Pause]
Storm: The same thing that happens to everything else.
Oh, the delivery of the above line just makes it horrendous.

FROM THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR COLLECTION
Arnold is the king of bad lines. Here's just a sample.

[to dead alligator] You're luggage! -- From "Eraser." PRICELESS!

[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett. -- From "Commando", the quintessential bad action movie.

Detective John Kimble: I Have a headache.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tu-MAH! -- From Kindergarten Cop. Arnie's accent makes this one a new form of awesome.

STAR WARS ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Lucas may be a revolutionary thinker, but he can't write realistic dialogue worth jack. Prime example.

Anakin (to Padme): I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Only a long time ago and in a galaxy far, far away would that line EVER get you some action.

YOU GOT SERVED!
Somebody: You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served!

 

[DDuckFan130]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" (Dirty Dancing- don't like this movie much)

"I'll never let go Jack" (do I even need to say where this is from?)

 

[Captain Hank]

"Anakin (to Padme): I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

I HATE that line. When I saw EPII in the theater, and heard that line, I couldn't believe that it survived through more than one re-write. I'm not sure I've heard a worse line in anything that wasn't covered by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

[dxwwf3]

Any line spoken in "Napolean Dynamite"

FIGHT CLUB
"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club."
One of the corniest speeches I've heard in a movie. I think this is one of the most overrated movies in recent history.

PEARL HARBOR
"There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."
I can handle the movie, but there are some head slapping lines. This is the worst.

THE PUNISHER
"Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher."
One of the funniest lines in one of the most unintentionally funny movies in a long time.

THE MUMMY RETURNS
"Izzy: O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs. "
I thought the first film was a fun, popcorn movie. The 2nd makes me want to harm myself.

BRAVEHEART
"Freedom!!!!!!!!!!!"
Very corny line from an overrated flick.

And finally,

THE BIG LEBOWSKI
"Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom"
Painful line. The most unfunny comedy to come out since Blues Brothers 2000 :lol:

 

[Not For Sale]

FROM THE BIG LEBOWSKI
"Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom"
Painful line. The most unfunny comedy to come out since Blues Brothers 2000 :lol:

Don't you be dissin' the dude! It's a great movie, In my opinion.

I'm actually watching it right now.

 

[dxwwf3]

Don't you be dissin' the dude! It's a great movie, In my opinion.

I'm actually watching it right now.

Sorry I just couldn't stand it. Didn't think it was funny in the least. Goodman is pretty good in it though. And don't worry, I know the film has a strong, cult fanbase.

 

[MKCustodial]

Well, I go with the mentioned X-Men line. I keep praying every day that they don't Jale Berry anywhere near X-Men 3. Also, I'll see the mentioned Ep. 2 line and raise you: "Yiiippieeeeeee!" and every single line written by Crazy Old Man Lucas to be uttered by Anakin (on Eps. 1 and 2, Clone Wars is kinda good) and the sole existence of Jar Jar.

 

[imagineer99]

OPEN WATER

Now, this movie irks me. Poorly acted and made, yet since it was filmed with a minimal budget and shaky camera angles, it's considered artsy and impressive.

The script was so poor, it brought out this winner.

As they are floating in water for an hour,
Daniel: The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your f***ing job!

 

[Number_6]

Any line spoken in "Napolean Dynamite"

Could not agree more with you on that one. I only made it halfway through before switching to "Shawn of the Dead." Laughed more in five minutes of that one, than half of Napolean Dynamite.

 

[NemoRocks78]

OPEN WATER

Now, this movie irks me. Poorly acted and made, yet since it was filmed with a minimal budget and shaky camera angles, it's considered artsy and impressive.

The script was so poor, it brought out this winner.

As they are floating in water for an hour,
Daniel: The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your f***ing job!

That film put out MANY stupid lines, such as this one....

Susan: We're stuck in the middle of the ocean!

I'm sure your husband never noticed that.... :lol: :brick:

I'd have to say that it's the second worst movie of all time, only to be beaten by the garbage that was Elektra.

 

[TAC]

Batman and Robin, 1997:

Mr. Freeze: You're not sending ME to the COOLER!

:hammer:

 

[MKCustodial]

You thought that was the worst one, even topping "Cowabunga!", uttered by someone who clearly was not a hero in a half shelf?

 

[Testtrack321]

Could not agree more with you on that one. I only made it halfway through before switching to "Shawn of the Dead." Laughed more in five minutes of that one, than half of Napolean Dynamite.

I agree with you totally. Shaun of the Dead > Napolean

 

[imagineer boy]

When I heard a few of the lines from Episode 2, I understood how the deamon in the exorcist felt when father merrin sprinkeled holy water on her. It burns!!!!!!!!!

Batman and Robin has some of the worst lines ever!

"My name is Freeze! Learn it well. For it tis deh chilling sound of your doom!"

"No sign of Freeze." "Maybe he melted." "No, he's just hibernating"

"Yes, we will be Adam, and EEEVILLL!!!!!!"

:brick: :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick:

 

[Atta83]

Any corny love saying in a movie, some are good some are just yuck! I cant think of ones off the top of my head now.

 

[DMC-12]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" (Dirty Dancing- don't like this movie much)

FUNNIEST LINE..... EVER! :lol: :sohappy: :sohappy:

 

[Christina]

Crybaby
"Baby I'm an orphan too- and orphan's have special NEEDS."
Bahaha, I love this movie and I LOVE Johnny Depp but he was just so sleazy and the line was spoken at the WORSE time ever that I wanted to kill him. Well not really.

Titanic
"Jack!? Come back!"
I despise this movie. Gawd, he looks like a drowned rat bobbing in the ocean and there she is on a gigantic peice of wood - move over and you'd BOTH survive.

Any line spoken in Anchormen makes me want to pull out my hair, along with every line in Exorsist: The Beggining.

And HEY give Open Water some props... it's a Canadian movie, and we all know we have no money over here when it comes to entertainment.

 

[TAC]

And HEY give Open Water some props... it's a Canadian movie, and we all know we have no money over here when it comes to entertainment.

Must have been a bad exchange rate when they filmed it then.

 

[imagineer boy]

Speaking of famouse movie lines, AFI is hosting top 100 movie quotes which should be interesting!

 

[Kwit35]

I will have to agree with the x-men line (about the toad and lightning).
Worst Line Ever.