Movie Lines that make you *GROAN*

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Detective John Kimble: It's not a tu-MAH!

LMAO! :lol: OMG! A guy I graduated with used to say that line in an Ah-nold voice ALL the time! The guy was a complete idiot, but I died laughing everytime he said it!

These lines first came to mind when I saw this thread:

"The red sun rises; blood has been spilt this night"
"Come Gimli" - both by Legolas in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
I love LotR as much as the next obsessed fan, but why did they insist on giving Legolas the most pointless lines in the whole trilogy? He's not my favorite, but I felt kind of bad for him. I still don't understand why Legolas turned to Gimli and told him to "come" when the poor thing had been running for miles already! Was he not already coming, or was he just not fast enough for Legolas? And the whole red sun thing seemed really random to me.

 

[Halfling418]

I agree with many of these lines.

Another one:
Annie: You've grown too. More beautiful, I mean." --Episode II
...lame!

I was just talking about the lines of Legolas with my friends. We decided that although some are not very informative, they seem very elvish. Elves speak very poetically....poems often describe very obvious things, but in a beautiful way...they can turn a simple sunrise into something amazing. (Hehe, also, elves are very ethnocentric, and probably think that everything they say is brilliant..)

But yeah, his lines are kinda funny if you really think about them. Honestly in the beginning, all I could do was stare openmouthed at the films....georgeous...

 

[MKCustodial]

Titanic
"Jack!? Come back!"
I despise this movie. Gawd, he looks like a drowned rat bobbing in the ocean and there she is on a gigantic peice of wood - move over and you'd BOTH survive.

Thank you! I remember mentioning that in the theater and almost being beaten to death by the teenyboppers next to me.

 

[Shaman]

And HEY give Open Water some props... it's a Canadian movie, and we all know we have no money over here when it comes to entertainment.

Uh..okaaay....:lookaroun...

The worse movie line are those lines in Star Wars Ep 2 where they're in Padme's house, in the room by the fire, and they're talking about their relationship....the lines in that scene are rediculous...poetic...but too poetic...idiotic even...I wonder if the actors complained about that....cause it didn't feel like natural speech especially when Anakin spoke...

 

[KevinPage]

ANYTHING in The Matrix sequels:

Neo: "woah, upgrades"

I can't quote anything exactly in Revolutions, it was so bad, I tried to block most of it from my memory. But anything involving Trinity and Neo's love scene was laughable & that inane scene with the 2 woman "you keeping making the bombs, I'll keep shooting them".

Lucas gets a pass on bad dialogue and disappointment since the Wachowski's created bigger turds than anything I've ever seen. At least parts of the SW prequels are enjoyable.

 

[Shaman]

ANYTHING in The Matrix sequels:

Neo: "woah, upgrades"

I can't quote anything exactly in Revolutions, it was so bad, I tried to block most of it from my memory. But anything involving Trinity and Neo's love scene was laughable & that inane scene with the 2 woman "you keeping making the bombs, I'll keep shooting them".

Lucas gets a pass on bad dialogue and disappointment since the Wachowski's created bigger turds than anything I've ever seen. At least parts of the SW prequels are enjoyable.

OOOOH YEA!!!!!

Isn't their a scene where (near the end):

Neo: You can't die!
Trinity: Yes.

I was like ? :lol:

 

[Kwit35]

LMAO! :lol: OMG! A guy I graduated with used to say that line in an Ah-nold voice ALL the time! The guy was a complete idiot, but I died laughing everytime he said it!

These lines first came to mind when I saw this thread:

"The red sun rises; blood has been spilt this night"
"Come Gimli" - both by Legolas in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
I love LotR as much as the next obsessed fan, but why did they insist on giving Legolas the most pointless lines in the whole trilogy? He's not my favorite, but I felt kind of bad for him. I still don't understand why Legolas turned to Gimli and told him to "come" when the poor thing had been running for miles already! Was he not already coming, or was he just not fast enough for Legolas? And the whole red sun thing seemed really random to me.

OMG I totally agree. I was going to mention that, but didn't think anyone else noticed. I loved all three movies and loved Legolas, but all he did was state the obvious. "Orchs", "It's snowing", " the sky is blue"... :brick: I often wondered if Orlando was reading the script and said "oh, come on, can't I say something other then the obvious. I am supposed to an elf for crying out loud. I am poetic, not predictable!"

 

[imagineer99]

GIGLI --The classic Stinker we all love
GIGLI: "It's turkey time, gooble gooble"

SAW --I admire that they made a decent horror filck for so cheap, but the acting and dialogue in this was just....erm...BAD.
DR. GORDON: [shouting melodramatically] Stop lying, you liar!!

SPIDERMAN 2--Great superhero flick. However, Dusnt's delievery of this classic line was cringe-worthy.
"Go get em tiger"

PEARL HARBOR--hands down one of the most horrendous films made, exploiting a tragic event for dollars. Heck, I think that a super nintendo wrote the script for this movie.
" the only thing in this war that scares me is that you might love him instead of me"
"is your nose hurting?" " no, its my heart".

SPEED--great popcorn flick, but Keanu doesn't help matters much.
Dennis Hopper gets his head ripped off on the train, and then Mr K says something like -
"Yeah, well I'm taller!"

XXX whew...what a stinker (makes me wonder why they attempted to make a sequel). It had this awesome script working!
Xander: You're in the Xander Zone!"

VOLCANO--a failed Tommy Lee Jones vehicle that tried to capitalize on the success of Independence Day. Everyone is covered in soot at the end, and in a moment of forced racial unity, some random kid makes the following remark.
"Look Daddy we are all the same"--UGH!

 

[dxwwf3]

SPIDERMAN 2--Great superhero flick. However, Dusnt's delievery of this classic line was cringe-worthy.
"Go get em tiger"

Surely not :lol:

That was one of my favorite lines from the film because that was sorta MJ's catch phrase in the comics. I guess I can see your point though.

I definately agree with you on Saw and XXX though. I hated both of those.

 

[TAC]

Pearl Harbor:

Rafe: I've got some genuine French champagne. From France.
...

Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are. (dies)

 

[imagineer99]

LOL. Gosh Pearl Harbor was bad...

 

[dxwwf3]

This one isn't an actual film, but this whole video will make you groan. And it's just in time for Mother's Day:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668992

 

[DDuckFan130]

Jerry Maguire-

"Show me the money!"
"You had me at hello"...I have not seen this movie, but these two lines just discourage me from doing so

Titanic-

"I'm the King of the world!!"

Mommie Dearest-

"No wire hangers!!!" :lol:

 

[imagineer99]

This one isn't an actual film, but this whole video will make you groan. And it's just in time for Mother's Day:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668992

BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dxwwf3]

BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I'm going to write down those lyrics on my Mother's Day card :lookaroun

 

[celticdog]

I agree with many of these lines.

Another one:
Annie: You've grown too. More beautiful, I mean." --Episode II
...lame!

That line makes me cringe every time. Pretty much all of Anakin's lines are bad.

From Dude, Where's My Car: the whole Dude/Sweet exchange. What a bad and overly long scene.

 

[MKCustodial]

Surely not :lol:

That was one of my favorite lines from the film because that was sorta MJ's catch phrase in the comics. I guess I can see your point though.

Well, maybe if they had used the right line ("Face it, Tiger, you just hit jackpot.") or a good Mary Jane or even a good actress, it probably would have been better. :goodnevil

 

[dxwwf3]

Well, maybe if they had used the right line ("Face it, Tiger, you just hit jackpot.") or a good Mary Jane or even a good actress, it probably would have been better. :goodnevil

Yeah they should have used that line in the first movie. But I'm pretty sure that "Go Get 'Em Tiger" was used alot by MJ in the comics. I'm not a comic book expert by any stretch (Actually I don't even own any), but from the documentaries and stuff that I've seen about the film, I think that the line was somewhat accurate.

I can definatey see your points though. I just loved the line.

 

[TAC]

Cliffhanger:

Gabe: [burning the stolen money] It costs a fortune to heat this place.

Cobra:

Marion Cobretti: You're the disease, and I'm the cure.
...
Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
Marion Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Tango and Cash:

Ray Tango: Rambo? Rambo's a pu$$y.
...
[Tango just bursts through screen door & lands on his captain]
Ray Tango: Captain?
Capt. Holmes: Is this the way you screen all your guests?





Notice any similarities here ?

 

[MKCustodial]

From Dude, Where's My Car: the whole Dude/Sweet exchange. What a bad and overly long scene.

Well, I'm not ashamed to admit I love that movie and it had me on the trailer during exactly that scene. :lol: I love a running gag...