Movie Lines that make you *GROAN*

imagineer boy

imagineer boy

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SPIDERMAN 2--Great superhero flick. However, Dusnt's delievery of this classic line was cringe-worthy.
"Go get em tiger"

I thought it wasn't that bad. Oh well...

PEARL HARBOR--" the only thing in this war that scares me is that you might love him instead of me"
"is your nose hurting?" " no, its my heart".

Blegh! Who wrote that stuff? That's terrible. Pearl Harbor was a bad movie over all, but ya gotta admit, that bombing sequence has some pretty awesome stuff.

SPEED--great popcorn flick, but Keanu doesn't help matters much.
Dennis Hopper gets his head ripped off on the train, and then Mr K says something like -
"Yeah, well I'm taller!"

I loved Speed, but i didn't get that line either! If he were taller, wouldn't his head be the one off his shoulders right now?

VOLCANO--a failed Tommy Lee Jones vehicle that tried to capitalize on the success of Independence Day. Everyone is covered in soot at the end, and in a moment of forced racial unity, some random kid makes the following remark.
"Look Daddy we are all the same"--UGH!

Good god, and I thought the pearl harbor one was bad. Man that's aweful!
 
Boo's Mom

Boo's Mom

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Lone Star State of Mind

Baby: If you ain't livin' you're dyin' Earl. I wanna live.


Doc: Well, you need to tell that idiot who shot you that he better take some shooting lessons!


I love that movie but those two quotes are one of the dumbest quotes in the movie.
 
imagineer99

imagineer99

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imagineer boy said:
SPIDERMAN 2--Great superhero flick. However, Dusnt's delievery of this classic line was cringe-worthy.
"Go get em tiger"
I thought it wasn't that bad. Oh well...
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I think you're missing the boat. The line itself isn't bad (and is a classic utterance from the comic books). Dunst's delievery is just pathetic.

Well, time for some more great Star wars quotes

From the Phantom Menace
Shimi Skywalker: You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting.--I think I read this in a fortune cookie once.

Anakin: YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Anakin (again): "If Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he would be very grumpy."

Honestly, why does he come up with this stuff?

And back to Arnold...

End of Days
OK, I only saw PART of this movie, but at the end he is apparently fighting Satan. Now remember, this is SATAN, the most evil being in the universe, vs. Ahnold, an alcoholic cop. And what does the Govenator say?

"Yowa a chwya boiee compayad to me!!!!
Translation: You're a choir boy compared to me!

Horrible. Seriously, Arnold is a freaking actor, why can't he act like he has an american accent for ONE role!!!

True Lies
Arnold is truly the king of the bad pun.
The terrorist chief is hanging on a missile, on Arnold's Figther, then Arnold: "You're Fired", just before firing the missile at an Helicopter. HILARIOUS!

Mighty Ducks 3 I grew up on the first movie, but the sequels were just a tad unecessary don't, yat think?

Charlie: I want to learn how to play two way hockey"

...and while not an actual line, the entire "roping" sequence in D2 is just painful to watch.

I'll think of some more later...
 
dxwwf3

dxwwf3

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From Bad Boys II
Mike Lowery: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

Good Lord that movie was terrible. I thought the first was ok, but 2 made me ill.

From Bad Santa

Uh how I can put this in a WDWMagic friendly way.....I'll just leave off the first word:
"Me Santa! Me Santa! Me Santa!"

Most of the movie made me groan, but this line was the worst.

From Anger Management
"Go Yankees!"

I love Sandler movies. And I really liked this one, but the token corny Sandler ending was a little too corny here. Most Sandler movies have a corny ending that is cory on purpose and this one is no different. But man that whole sequence was pretty bad.


From Home Alone
Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kev: Why?
Jeff: Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kev: Shut up.
Peter McCallister: Kevin, upstairs.
Kate McCallister: Say good night, Kevin.
Kev: "Good night Kevin."

I watched the Home Alone movies (only the first 2 count) for the first time in about 5 years this Christmas. And I can't believe how much I liked them as a kid.
 
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MouseMadness

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I just gotta jump in and defend Jerry Maguire a bit... I hate "You complete me" I'll give you that, but the other two are only COMPLETELY awful because they got turned into catch phrases. NOTHING worse than a catch phrase! :lol:
 
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dxwwf3 said:
Uh how I can put this in a WDWMagic friendly way.....I'll just leave off the first word:
"Me Santa! Me Santa! Me Santa!"
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Dude, I love that part. My friends quote that one a lot. :lol: :lookaroun
 
RU42

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imagineer99 said:
VOLCANO--a failed Tommy Lee Jones vehicle that tried to capitalize on the success of Independence Day. Everyone is covered in soot at the end, and in a moment of forced racial unity, some random kid makes the following remark.
"Look Daddy we are all the same"--UGH!
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Out of all the bad lines uttered so far, this one by far (IMO) is the worst. Just plain sappy. Shut up with the stupid 'we're all humans' moral lesson for the day; it's an action flick.

RU
 
Kwit35

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dxwwf3 said:
From Anger Management
"Go Yankees!"

I love Sandler movies. And I really liked this one, but the token corny Sandler ending was a little too corny here. Most Sandler movies have a corny ending that is cory on purpose and this one is no different. But man that whole sequence was pretty bad.
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THAT'S IT! I have been racking my brain trying to remember what movie I've seen on cable (that I sorta like), and hear this one particular line just makes me say "what was he thinking". It is in Anger Management, at the end, when Rudy Giuliani says something like "you can do it, give her a three minute frencher". That is one of the DUMBEST lines I have ever heard. Love Adam, Love Rudy, sorta like the movie, but that line...aaahhhhhhhhgggghhhhh.
 
imagineer99

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Some More:

"I don't like the sound of that sound." - Heather Graham as Judy Robinson in Lost in Space

"I'm good but I'm not that good" -- Jill Valentine Resident evil.

"Pain don't hurt." - Patrick Swayze in Road House

PASSENGER 57--Starring Wesley Snipes
Wesley - Have you ever played roulette??
Bad Guy - Yes
Wesley - Then you should know.......ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!
Witty, eh?

...and because you requested it, MORE XXX

Kolya: Business is over. Now we party. B*****s, come!
 
TAC

TAC

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imagineer99 said:
PASSENGER 57--Starring Wesley Snipes
Wesley - Have you ever played roulette??
Bad Guy - Yes
Wesley - Then you should know.......ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!
Witty, eh?

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True, not the greatest dialogue, but that scene down in the storage area, when Snipes does some karate move (?), was kinda cool.
 
TAC

TAC

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imagineer99 said:
Well, that's why action movies are known for their action...not their dialogue. ;)
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Oh, I thought it was for the love story. :animwink:


On most of the "action" DVDs that we have, I have a little post-it note for my own personal best home theater action sequences. I use some of those scenes to test out friends home theater systems, when I help set them up :)
 
TAC

TAC

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Speaking of action movies:


Twister:

Bill: Look at what's right in front of you.
Jo: What?
Bill: Me, Jo.
 
dxwwf3

dxwwf3

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imagineer99 said:
...and because you requested it, MORE XXX

Kolya: Business is over. Now we party. B*****s, come!
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I rented the movie expecting to get a decent popcorn flick with some good surround sound. And I got neither. I have tried to forget everything about this movie, but that line is just.........I can't even describe how terrible that line is. I don't know if it was supposed to be funny or not, but it sure ended up that way.
 

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