Most incredible thing you've heard when dealing with a Disney newbee.

Animaniac93-98

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It routinely amazes me that in an age where information is literally available to be had instantly at your fingertips that people still choose to be so clueless.

But I know I shouldn't be. It's at least funny.
 

Phonedave

Well-Known Member
There seem to be two types of stories here.

People who make silly mistakes - Test Pass for Fast Track and all those sort of mistakes.

And then there are the people who just don't do any sort of prior research. You are going to find them all over the place. We just got back from Sandals Grande in St Lucia, and we were amazed by the number of people we were talking to that had no clue whatsoever about the resort. Them: "we need to visit the tour desk because we would really like to find a place to do some snorkeling" Us: "Um, Sandals includes it for free, the boat leaves right from the resort at that pier over there" Other People: "This restaruant is good be we are getting tired of Italian every night" Us: "You do know you can eat at any of the three Sandlas resorts on the island and there is a free shuttle bus between them?"

It amazes me how people can drop thousands of dollars on a vacation and not do a bit of preperation for it.


-dave
 

Goofnut1980

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I have to admit, I'm guilty of still calling DHS MGM! I can't help it! It's what I was raised knowing it as MGM. I'm working on it though...:oops:

Well the first steps in recovery is admitting you have a problem... only 11 more steps of the 12 step program to go... hehehehhehe :)
 

twinnstar

Active Member
This just happened YESTERDAY and I had to share!
I was in the Disney Store in Times Square and i overheard a mom talking to her daughter, trying to flag down a CM and she goes:

"Maybe this nice Imagineer can help us!"

o_O
 

Mukta

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I was in Epcot a couple of weeks ago walking towards the WS from FW.
There was a woman pointing to Germany saying 'See that building? That is the beast's castle and it is going to be a new restaurant. It isn't open yet though'.
How can someone with that much info not know that the restaurant will be in the MK?
 

The Duck

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I have a friend who is a WDW veteran who visited DAK 5 times before he realized that there were animals there. Many times he would tell me (sarcastically),"There are no animals in Animal Kingdom!". He admitted that he saw some on KS but the rest of the park was nothing but rides and shows. Finally, I got a chance to visit and the first thing I did was get a park map so I saw every animal exhibit as well as the rest of the attractions. On my return home, he refused to believe me when I said that there were tigers, gorillas, anteaters etc. It wasn't until the next year when I went with him and showed him the exhibits that he had walked right past without even looking left or right. The ironic thing is that this man is a huge fan of zoos.
 

The Duck

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There's so many stories here of newbies who said/did something stupid so here's something a little different. Last January, I took a 73 year old friend to WDW for his first visit. Knowing that he loved classical architecture and antiques, we spent a lot of time on Main St. and he loved every bit of it. Later in the day we made it to the Haunted Mansion (which he also enjoyed) I noticed that he seemed very excited about the experience. I asked him what he liked most and he answered, "Did you see all those gorgeous antiques! The furniture was beautiful!". He had just seen ghosts flying through the air and heard a talking, disembodied head and he was all giddy about a mantle piece and some candle sticks. What really made me laugh was when he said, "When we were riding through the attic, did you see that big pile of old hatboxes?". I said, "Funny you should mention hatboxes. Let me tell you a story...".
 

ratherbeinwdw

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I'm a newbie *hides*

Though I have been asking WAY too many questions for someone 160 days out lol
I love newbies and most of us oldies like to answer your questions and help in any way we can. We were all newbies at one point.
The frustration is with people who don't even try to get info before they go. It's really a shame for
them.
 

StupidJudy

Active Member
I get two... We are going to Disneyland, Epcot, MGM and Animal Kingdom... Uh don't you mean, Magic Kingdom, not Disneyland... and Hollywood studios.. not MGM...

The other is... We are going down to Disneyworld and can't wait to see Harry Potter Land

I still call it MGM... I know it's changed and I've been many times since it's changed but I'm just too used to it!
 

Goofyernmost

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Original Poster
Better to ask questions than to be there and not know what's what

Yes, this thread is dedicated to the few that, in spite of advice, and even visiting WDW or DL still seem to be unable to comprehend what they are being told or even what they see. Asking question is not the situation here. The fun of this is that in spite of asking question they still are clueless. That can only come about by being unable to accept what they are being told or just unable to grasp it.
 

Mickey87

Member
I have 2 stories from the same people.

So a few years ago I had some relatives that decided they wanted to go to Disney World. Now they have never been to WDW before let alone an any kind of theme park. So I sat down with them, explained as much as I could with them about Disney World and helped them plan their trip to their liking. I decided to meet them at the park because I really wanted to see their reaction to seeing everything for the first time. Two things happened that really popped out to me the most out of the trip.

1)Their first time going to Epcot. I was anxious to see their reaction to seeing Spaceship Earth for the first time. Instead of any kind of jaw dropping reaction, they saw Stitch, pulled out their pen and paper,ran past the line of people waiting to meet Stitch and shoved their pen into Stitch's face to sign their stuff even though he was still with a family taking photos with their kids. I felt terrible for the 50+people waiting in line and found myself slowly backing away from my relatives (also how do you completely ignore friggin Spaceship Earth?!)

2)The next day they had reservations at a restaurant and arrived roughly 2.5 hours early. They demanded to be seated because they had reservations and the manager tried to explain that they were really early and could not seat them at that point in time.
 

Goofyernmost

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Original Poster
I have 2 stories from the same people.

So a few years ago I had some relatives that decided they wanted to go to Disney World. Now they have never been to WDW before let alone an any kind of theme park. So I sat down with them, explained as much as I could with them about Disney World and helped them plan their trip to their liking. I decided to meet them at the park because I really wanted to see their reaction to seeing everything for the first time. Two things happened that really popped out to me the most out of the trip.

1)Their first time going to Epcot. I was anxious to see their reaction to seeing Spaceship Earth for the first time. Instead of any kind of jaw dropping reaction, they saw Stitch, pulled out their pen and paper,ran past the line of people waiting to meet Stitch and shoved their pen into Stitch's face to sign their stuff even though he was still with a family taking photos with their kids. I felt terrible for the 50+people waiting in line and found myself slowly backing away from my relatives (also how do you completely ignore friggin Spaceship Earth?!)

2)The next day they had reservations at a restaurant and arrived roughly 2.5 hours early. They demanded to be seated because they had reservations and the manager tried to explain that they were really early and could not seat them at that point in time.

Not only would I back away...I would change my name and move to another country! :eek::eek::D
 

Pepe195

Member
I was in Epcot a couple of weeks ago walking towards the WS from FW.
There was a woman pointing to Germany saying 'See that building? That is the beast's castle and it is going to be a new restaurant. It isn't open yet though'.
How can someone with that much info not know that the restaurant will be in the MK?

Not to mention it's set in France not Germany! :p
 

Goofyernmost

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Today, I went over to the mailboxes in my apartment complex. I threw on my Mickey Crocs and while I was there a mother of two little ones (one looked to be about 4 and the other about 2) said to me. I can't wait to go to Disney. We are going the week before Christmas week while the prices are cheaper. I said, great, where are you staying. She said, We haven't decided yet, but probably one of the value resorts. Since it was only three months away, I asked if she had made any ADR's yet...she said no, they would just go someplace after they get there. They knew that they wanted to do a character breakfast, but other than that...had no idea what they might do. Fortunately, she seemed to think that counter service would be OK. (That's good). I tried to explain that even though it seems like a long way off, it might be a good idea to make some reservations now.

We chatted a little about the things to do there for small kids and then I mentioned to plan for Fastpass on the rides that were the busiest. She said, "We aren't going to do Fastpass. It costs to much! I read somewhere that it was $20.00 for each Fastpass." (Gasp!):eek: I explained how Fastpass works, at least how it works now, and she was almost giddy with delight. I said, the only advice I can give you right now is go on line, at least to Disney.com and look at what is available and then if she had any questions, I would be happy to try and help. That lady is in for one huge surprise.:( She had apparently been to Disneyland, many, many years ago and that was what she was basing her thoughts on.:rolleyes:
 

Bob Saget

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They thought MK was WDW.
I sorta have to blame recent DisneyParks commercials for this (more common than you'd think) misconception. Think about it. What if you didn't frequent the internet as much as most of us do here? What if you're planning your first WDW vacation, and basing your opinion solely on the DisneyParks TV ad's that are shown? All you see in those ad's representing DisneyParks is...MK. You see a princess standing in front of the castle where your child can run up and hug her without any sort of wait. You get a brief glimpse of: Teacups, Dumbo, the drop on Splash, and more character hugging. That is how all of WDW is represented nowadays in most TV ad's. So what do you conclude based on this? That WDW is an amusement park with mostly outdoor fun rides (Teacups, Dumbo-style), with a castle in the middle. I can't remember the last time a WDW TV ad has even hinted there are multiple parks, dining/shopping complexes such as DTD, and not everything is contained inside of MK.

Of course, it is rather foolish to plan a trip based on TV ad's alone, and not research everything there is to offer. But you may be surprised...
 

Disneykidder

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The best is when I overhear people on rides say they are going to "Disney World" tomorrow. I'm guessing they are referring to MK. I love it.
 

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