Most Exciting Disneyland Attractions for Intellectuals

[SuddenStorm]

Many wouldn't understand this thread, but me- and intect, understands it completely.

The most intectual attraction in the park is Pixie Hollow by the way.

 

[planodisney]

I think your choices have to do with being able to enjoy the simple things in life and finding the beauty in them. That’s a GREAT trait, but doesn’t always equate to intelligence or intellectualism.
IMHO
You can have adrenaline junkies who are also extremely intelligent and intellectual that would be bored off their a_ _ at/on some of those attractions. It is a good list of things to do in DL to “stop and smell the roses.”

 

[britain]

Me: Looks at the spelling...

Then goes digging for a gif of Steve Martin laughing hysterically at a newspaper in Roxanne...

Comes up empty. Decides to describe gif rather than use an inferior option. Says to self, “I gotta learn how to make my own gifs!”

 

[britain]

OHHH, corrected now, eh?

 

[SuddenStorm]

OHHH, corrected now, eh?

The infamous stealth edit to make us all look like fools... but we're not fools ,we're intects...

 

[TROR]

I think your choices have to do with being able to enjoy the simple things in life and finding the beauty in them. That’s a GREAT trait, but doesn’t always equate to intelligence or intellectualism.
IMHO
You can have adrenaline junkies who are also extremely intelligent and intellectual that would be bored off their a_ _ at/on some of those attractions. It is a good list of things to do in DL to “stop and smell the roses.”

I have a hard time believing someone who finds museums and documentaries boring to be intellectual. If someone’s a thrill seeker, that means they get enjoyment from physical, not mental, activity.

OHHH, corrected now, eh?

It’s one of the struggles of posting on my phone.

 

[britain]

It’s one of the struggles of posting on my phone.

As Harry Anderson said in The Disneyland Story special, “Don’t sweat it Walt, we love you anyway big guy!“

ANOTHER example of how I need to make my own gifs!

 

[ParkPeeker]

when you just need to rest.

It's a motha effin marathon if you're with my family, no rests allowed!

But I get what you're saying (assuming you're being serious). I still think the proper phrase for this is 'how invested someone is' rather than 'intellect'. Cause that word feels very, 'the mass public is just a dumb bunch of folks' kinda vibes

 

[NateD1226]

I can already see this thread heading in a bad direction...

 

[britain]

It's a motha effin marathon if you're with my family, no rests allowed!

But I get what you're saying (assuming you're being serious). I still think the proper phrase for this is 'how invested someone is' rather than 'intellect'. Cause that word feels very, 'the mass public is just a dumb bunch of folks' kinda vibes

The term intellectual has almost become derogatory. Which is unfortunate, since it really just refers to one who enjoys thinking deeply and logically about things. It’s not about judgment.

 

[britain]

Can we say all Disney attractions? Throughout all time?

Universe of Energy
Adventure thru Inner Space

 

[ParkPeeker]

It’s not about judgment.

true, but I get the feeling it is for op having seen some of their posts around here

 

[TROR]

Can we say all Disney attractions? Throughout all time?

Universe of Energy
Adventure thru Inner Space

That one Japanese audio animatronic show at Tokyo Disneyland

 

[VJ]

That one Japanese audio animatronic show at Tokyo Disneyland

you: that one japanese animatronic show at tokyo disneyland
me, an intectual: meet the world

 

[fctiger]

Lincoln is such a bore. Last time I was in there, I was with 10 other people. If they put in a gift shop in that place I wouldn't blink....finally a reason to go back in fact. (Hope I don't get TROR's blood level up to high ).

 

[TROR]

Lincoln is such a bore. Last time I was in there, I was with 10 other people. If they put in a gift shop in that place I wouldn't blink....finally a reason to go back in fact. (Hope I don't get TROR's blood level up to high ).

This is a stupid post. Anyone who honestly believes this is a mouth breathing moron.

 

[ParkPeeker]

I think I've escaped this Poe's-law-of-a-thread's hold on my confused mind now, G dammt op

 

[fctiger]

This is a stupid post. Anyone who honestly believes this is a mouth breathing moron.

That's how I feel after going into Lincoln. I could've been spending that time on attractions that are actually interesting and fun.

But then it is a great place to beat the heat. I imagine that's why the other 10 people were there too.

 

[TROR]

That's how I feel after going into Lincoln. I could've been spending that time on attractions that are actually interesting and fun.

But then it is a great place to beat the heat. I imagine that's why the other 9 people were there too.

You’ve planted the seeds of despotism in our own backyard.

 

[180º]

I thought this thread was going to be a joke but then I read the list and I realize it’s not. In all seriousness, I have many thoughts on the Pizza Planet terrace in the Space Mountain complex. You may get there before me but I’ll try to come back and write something up a little later.