Me neither. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've ever crossed the "tipsy" line. One glass of Riesling here or there, but other than that I don't touch the stuff. Not because I'm against drinking or people who drink (if so, I'd have to disown most of Marc's family - they're a bunch of serious wine people) It's just that I don't like the stuff. No beer, no hard stuff, no champagne... I guess it's an "aquired taste" but I don't feel the need or social pressure to aquire it. To me, a Pina Colada is plain ruined when you add the rum, and yes, I've had it both ways. There are so many other, more decadent, ways to gain those calories.