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Mindless Banter

pinkrose

pinkrose

Well-Known Member
Brian and Maria... both of those stories sound VERY painful!


The worst injury I've ever had was when I was in 7th grade. I broke my arm getting off a trampoline (yes... getting off ). I broke both bones totally in half. At the ER, they set it, but a few days later the Dr. did an x-ray and the bones had slipped (probably because I hit my brother with the cast. :lookaroun ). He said I had to have surgery the next day to put pins in. They took them out several weeks later, but I still have the small scars from them.
 
FantasiaBish

FantasiaBish

Member
you know I thought this thread was supposed to MIndless but since we're discussing weird injuries....

My senior year of high school we were having our Homcomming Spirit Week. Well for hte seniors we had a day we could wear anything we wanted (within reason) so being that I was doing part-time work for a local radio station, I wore our mascot costume (a large chicken suit). we were in Physics and I didn't even remove the head, as we never did anything in that class anyway. well some of the "cool" people thought it would be amusing to beat on my head when they came in. welll this had me very p o'd by the end of class and when the bell rang I got up to leave class and was tackled from behiond by one of them .. well needless to say I retaliated. the head flew ogff my hand flew forward a cracked a knuckle against the head of the offending jerk. who I later discovered was the son of the movie theather mogul in town. anyway I had to play my mellophone with the wrong hand for the next two months in our marching show. But the jerks never messed with me again.


Now that was a truly mindless story and if you made it all the way to the end I'm impressed as this was probably my most long winded post here ever... perhaps I neeed to take more lessons from Mr. P.

See y'all later.
 
MKCustodial

MKCustodial

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by FantasiaBish
you know I thought this thread was supposed to MIndless but since we're discussing weird injuries....

My senior year of high school we were having our Homcomming Spirit Week. Well for hte seniors we had a day we could wear anything we wanted (within reason) so being that I was doing part-time work for a local radio station, I wore our mascot costume (a large chicken suit). we were in Physics and I didn't even remove the head, as we never did anything in that class anyway. well some of the "cool" people thought it would be amusing to beat on my head when they came in. welll this had me very p o'd by the end of class and when the bell rang I got up to leave class and was tackled from behiond by one of them .. well needless to say I retaliated. the head flew ogff my hand flew forward a cracked a knuckle against the head of the offending jerk. who I later discovered was the son of the movie theather mogul in town. anyway I had to play my mellophone with the wrong hand for the next two months in our marching show. But the jerks never messed with me again.


Now that was a truly mindless story and if you made it all the way to the end I'm impressed as this was probably my most long winded post here ever... perhaps I neeed to take more lessons from Mr. P.

See y'all later.
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Bish!!!! You're aliiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!! :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:


Where the heck have you been, dealer man???
 
Lil'mermaid

Lil'mermaid

New Member
Want Mindless??

Im such a klutz and a dork...

It was a week before I started 3rd grade and for my birthday I had gotten a brand new 2 wheeled bike, my 1st w/o extra wheels. I was trying to learn how to ride it and I slammed in to my picnic table and threw out my hand and snaped my wrist on my right arm. (Im right handed.) I fell right off. I didn't learn how to ride till I was 11... and when I tried I went down a hill hit a tree and landed in a pile of roof shingels.


THEN!!


I was maybe oooh in 6th or 7th grade and I play softball. We had the runner in a run down between 3rd and home and the catcher threw the ball to me and I caught the ball the wrong way and I missed it and it hit me hard right on my nose. I bled like crazy... An older girl from a diffrent team sat with me till the end of the inning to make sure I was ok. My dad comes over with my bat and helmet give them to me and says "your 1st up" I had stopped bleeding a bit so I go up and Im walking up I sneeze hit my head on my bat and start bleeding again. I must have scared the pitcher because she just lobbed it at me and I got a double! I stayed the entire game as the DH... my dad was a coach. He called my mom after the game and asked..."u wanna meet me at the ER now or later?" She came to the ER then.

Lesson learned... hold the glove UP
 
Wckd Queen

Wckd Queen

New Member
I was born on a Tuesday, and as the rhyme goes, "Tuesdays child is full of grace." NOT! I should have been Mondays child, since she is fair of face :lol:

In kindergarten, I fell on glass and shredded my hand, leaving a scar that I carry to this day. In 3rd grade, I went ice skating with my parents. I lost my balance and as I went down, my arm hit my father, causing him to lose his balance and proceed to fall on top of me. My ankle swelled to the size of a large apple and I hobbled on crutches for weeks. In high school, I once again braved the ice, only to fall on my knee getting OFF the ice. I had a deep bone bruise and once again hobbled for a couple of weeks. Not to mention the rasberry that I had for months!

I was relatively injury free thru college. But then, a few years ago, I was walking out of the grocery store wearing a pair of Papagallo flip flops that I simply HAD to have. You guessed it. I slipped, and one leg went one way, and the other went the other way. I landed in the middle of the road, with my butt balanced on my big toe. I needed help getting up and I broke my big toe.

I wasnt finished yet though! Later that same year, I was getting out of the car at night in my own driveway, after a long day of shoppign at the mall. All of a sudden, I went spinning around and landed on my foot with a giant CRACK! I had hit the lone itty bitty patch of black ice in my driveway. After the initial shock, I hoised myself up on the car, picked up my bags and limped on a very SORE ankle up the driveway, up a flight of stairs to the house. Once inside, my father took my boot off to reveal a gigantic purpling ankle. Its broke, the accountant diagnosed. Oh no its not, this accounant countered. I'll prove it to you...and yes...I hobbled around the room to prove it wasnt broke. Next morning I hysterically cried to my doctor on the phone that I couldnt possibly go to the hospital since my company had just had a take over and my new insurance card, which came the day BEFORE I broke my ankle had rejected him as primary physician. Well...needless to say, by the end of the day I had a giant cast up to my knee which I clumped around in for the next 4 weeks. You have NO idea what its like to have to schlump around in cut off sweat pants for 4 weeks. When I got that cast off I practically did a jig out of the doctors office in my air cast :lol:

And thats my saga :lol:

NEXT!!
 
Maria

Maria

New Member
Pinkrose, and you think YOURS doesn´t sound painful??? :eek:
Queen, :lol:

The year before finishing university, the uni had a beauty pageant to pick Miss *insert name of uni*... and I was conducting it with another guy. A few minutes before the pageant started, I had my script and all, and went to check on the girls and see if they were getting ready and make up finished and all that jazz. It was held at a disco that had a cool rotating stage on a second level on top of the dance floor. I was walking on the dance floor (had three levels) and when I got to the bottom one to go backstage, I didn´t notice one very low step and fell sitting on the floor on top of my ankle. I was in such pain and tried to get up immediately, but couldn´t. Finally two guys came and lifted me and I put my foot up -but never thought of applying ice, duh!-. I had to climb up to the stage and spent the whole pageant up there standing when I had to speak, and as soon as the stage rotated and we were inside the wall, I was sitting down almost crying!
When the pageant finished, I even stayed a bit and then my bf took me back home. My foot was unbelievably swallen but thank God my ankle didn´t break. I had a dark purple sock on my right foot for months! ;)
 
darthdarrel

darthdarrel

New Member
What is this a contest to see who had the
Worst accidents?:confused: :lol:
you want to hear of a stupid accident, one day when I was about ..Oh I`d say I was 7 or 8 ,My 2 brothers and a few friends were playing baseball in our back yard and I decided I wanted to play,well Both of my brothers infatically said NO. I was Hurt and furious so I said that if I can`t play then you can`t play either and I got infront of the batter and the pitcher threw the ball and the batter swung away,but hitting me in the head,which threw me about 5 feet and broke the bat.My parents rushed me to the hospital and all I had was a cut and a splitting headache! :lol:
 
Wckd Queen

Wckd Queen

New Member
Originally posted by darthdarrel
What is this a contest to see who had the
Worst accidents?:confused: :lol:
you want to hear of a stupid accident, one day when I was about ..Oh I`d say I was 7 or 8 ,My 2 brothers and a few friends were playing baseball in our back yard and I decided I wanted to play,well Both of my brothers infatically said NO. I was Hurt and furious so I said that if I can`t play then you can`t play either and I got infront of the batter and the pitcher threw the ball and the batter swung away,but hitting me in the head,which threw me about 5 feet and broke the bat.My parents rushed me to the hospital and all I had was a cut and a splitting headache! :lol:
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OMG DARREL!! What they say IS true about you! ;) :lol:
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by MouseMadness
It's probably that big nasty tooth that's embedded in it that is scaring people off. :eek: :lookaroun
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HEY!!! THAT TOOTH WAS REMOVED 6 YEARS LATER I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!! :lookaroun
 
wsapooh

wsapooh

New Member
I seem to get more accident prone the older I get.
I currently have a brace on my right hand due to torn ligaments in my thumb. The stupid thing is I have NO idea how I tore the ligaments! (No...it wasn't the rum!) I was just typing away at my computer and all of a sudden my thumb started hurting like crazy.
????????
 

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