MerHearted
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Originally posted by MouseMadness
Ah, thanks vince... I was beginning to feel unloved!!
*kicks back and has a diet coke*
I hear he got those new stain defender khakis... how do they feel?
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I hear he got those new stain defender khakis... how do they feel?
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
*spills coke on darrel's stain defending pants*
They really work!! And they're so soft, too!MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
Once you've been in the pants, feeling the pants is no biggie!
darthdarrel
New Member
Darnit! Now I`m all wet! :lol:
:lol:
darthdarrel
New Member
:lol: :lol:
Originally posted by MouseMadness
*spills coke on darrel's stain defending pants*
(and there is so much empty space in there!)
darthdarrel
New Member
:lol:MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
*does a round off triple back hand spring in darrel's pants*
And she sticks the landing!! :lookaroun
And she sticks the landing!! :lookaroun
darthdarrel
New Member
Wow! That is a real eye roller! :lol:
And MM what is all that commotion down there?
*holds up 10*
Nice...but did you mean you "landed perfectly" or you stuck to whatever was in his pants?
darthdarrel
New Member
:lookaroun :lol:
garyhoov
Trophy Husband
Woman advice for you young guys
I went clothes shopping with my wife yesterday, and I actually learned a couple things. Now most of you youngsters on here don't have as much experience with women as me, so I thought you might be able to learn from my experience rather than making the same mistakes as me.
Normally going clothes shopping with your woman would earn you bonus points, however points can be deducted for slightly innappropriate behavior. I'm afraid I may have lost all my bonus points yesterday, so let me give you some advice on two things not to say:
1. If your woman says she is looking for something age appropriate and asks your advice, don't say the following: "Perhaps a nice house-coat"
2. If you are digging through piles of jeans for your woman's size and happen upon a size 20W short (for those of you unfamiliar with women's sizing, these resemble an equilateral triangle when you hold them up), don't hold them up and say to your woman: Here! These look about right!"
Women are odd, mysterious creatures. I don't think we'll ever fully understand them, but, bit-by-bit, with some effort we may be able to master the basics.
I went clothes shopping with my wife yesterday, and I actually learned a couple things. Now most of you youngsters on here don't have as much experience with women as me, so I thought you might be able to learn from my experience rather than making the same mistakes as me.
Normally going clothes shopping with your woman would earn you bonus points, however points can be deducted for slightly innappropriate behavior. I'm afraid I may have lost all my bonus points yesterday, so let me give you some advice on two things not to say:
1. If your woman says she is looking for something age appropriate and asks your advice, don't say the following: "Perhaps a nice house-coat"
2. If you are digging through piles of jeans for your woman's size and happen upon a size 20W short (for those of you unfamiliar with women's sizing, these resemble an equilateral triangle when you hold them up), don't hold them up and say to your woman: Here! These look about right!"
Women are odd, mysterious creatures. I don't think we'll ever fully understand them, but, bit-by-bit, with some effort we may be able to master the basics.
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
Okay, I've been waiting for the perfect moment to share my all time favorite story... and after gary's post, I think that moment is now. It's all about putting one's foot in one's mouth.
I had taken the girls to the mall one day... yes, all FOUR of them... and I was browsing at a make up couner. The woman working there was talking to the girls and telling them how sweet they are and blah blah blah. Then she turns to me and says,"OH my gosh! These kids are absolutely gorgeous! They must look like their dad, huh?":lookaroun :lol: I must've had "a look" on my face that made her realize what she'd said... because all of the sudden she started tripping all over herself saying "well, you're pretty and all, too... it's just that they're blonde, you know.":lol:
I had taken the girls to the mall one day... yes, all FOUR of them... and I was browsing at a make up couner. The woman working there was talking to the girls and telling them how sweet they are and blah blah blah. Then she turns to me and says,"OH my gosh! These kids are absolutely gorgeous! They must look like their dad, huh?":lookaroun :lol: I must've had "a look" on my face that made her realize what she'd said... because all of the sudden she started tripping all over herself saying "well, you're pretty and all, too... it's just that they're blonde, you know.":lol: