PiratesMansion
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First time I heard about Branson was in the movie “She’s out of my League.” Still not quite sure what it is.
A tourist trap town in the Ozark Mountains of Southern Missouri centered around country music (and there was a period starting around the 80s or so when previously big name country acts were dropped by their labels and for whatever reason decided to move their acts to Branson where they opened their own theaters), God, and the good ol' US of A ("and we'd love to take a moment to thank our veterans! **enthusiastic applause**" at every single thing you visit).
If anyone's familiar with Pigeon Forge, TN, it's very similar in feel (Dollywood and Silver Dollar City are even sister parks).
It's quite a fascinating place, really. Everything is centered around a two lane road ("the strip") lined with your typical go karts, etc but also dozens and dozens of theaters mostly showcasing lots of clean, reasonably priced, "throwback" entertainment. In its heyday it was a huge tourist draw, but Branson pinned its focus on a very specific demographic (silent generation older white conservative Christians) that has largely been dying off. Demographics still skew disproportionately older (or Southern Baptist) and it's been difficult for them to branch out and draw in younger and more diverse groups of visitors. There's signs of rebounding as new businesses and new ideas are slowly approved and built, but it will still be a battle for Branson to prove its relevance for a lot of people going forward, and the Strip and area still have a lot of abandoned motels and theaters.
No casinos though! Branson's Powers that Be are too conservative at present for there to be any casinos for the foreseeable future, although it would probably help them drive some revenue.
I hope I don't sound like I'm ragging too much on it, because I do think it's a cool town filled with nice people even if much of what's there isn't really to my taste. I do hope the turnaround they need does come for them even if I'm skeptical that it will actually happen. Based on perception and location alone, it will be quite difficult for them to pull it off.
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