Make A HM styled epitaph for the poster above you!

[999th Happy Haunt]

Here lies mf1972
Dunked into a well
By a wild pirate crew

 

[Tick Tock]

Laid to rest, 999th Happy Haunt,
For critters small, he liked to taunt.
Grabbed the tail of a mouse presumed not awake,
Turned out to be a very lively coral snake.

 

[mf1972]

here lies the late tick tock
he walked onto star tours
dressed up as spock

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies mf1972
Walked into Star Tours,
and said the new Star Wars was best,
and the Prequels were too.

There was nothing security could do,
to end the mob,
that ended poor mf1972

 

[mf1972]

here lies ADMachine
who continuously hurled
due the the challenge
of drinking around the world

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies Mf1972
Who challened me to drink around the world,
but only got to Canada,
before he hurled too.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

mf1972 and ADMachine decided to battle.
Who will win this drinking around the world?
Don't know but we are all frazzled.

But lo and behold neither of them won,
For the last drink they consumed was an alcoholic Beverly,
A killer cola drink yes, a deadly consumption.

 

[mf1972]

KBLovesDisney came to
the aid of ADMachine & mf1972
then figured “what the hell”
& she had a few drinks too

 

[EagleScout610]

In this spot lies Mfan1972,
Who rode It's a Small World,
and that ended his world

 

[Raineman]

Here lies ADMachine
Their fortune, wanted for someone to tell
They now can be heard but not be seen
When Madam Leota is ringing their bell

 

[DisAl]

A bit down the line, but here it goes....

Feisty Mr. Ferret,
Trouble? He loved to stir it.
Until one day someone's wrath, he incurred it.
As for his broken little furry body, we interred it.

 

[999th Happy Haunt]

Dearly departed DisAl,
Caught by headhunters,
While cruising down a jungle canal.

 

[Tick Tock]

999th Happy Haunt
Went skiing in Vermont.
Through the woods he flew with speed,
Until a yeti came out to feed.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

999th Happy Haunt
Went skiing in Vermont.
Through the woods he flew with speed,
Until a yeti came out to feed.

But did the Yeti really have a better chance?
I mean we all know him and his love for disco dance.

So, 999th Happy Haunt did in fact get away.
For he carried a strobe light with him on this specific day.

 

[EagleScout610]

In this spot lies KBLovesDisney,
That falling yeti broke not only dat knee,
But dis knee too

 

[mf1972]

ADMachine lies beneath this good earth
he should’ve given the disney tram car
a very wide berth

 

[EagleScout610]

Mfan1972,
Didn't jive to the beat,
Of the ocean blue, which is how they went too

 

[mf1972]

poor ADMachine,
he fell over a ledge.
he tried to sneak into
star wars galaxy’s edge

 

[EagleScout610]

Here lies mfan1972
Gone, and buried too

 

[LaughingGravy]

ADMachine
Right here
Beneath the Green