Live-Action ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’

[LittleBuford]

They cut the songs, mate. They're not girl power-y enough.

You are mistaken. The film will feature songs. It seems that Gal Gadot, too, will be singing.

 

[Californian Elitist]

She ain't gonna be singing Someday My Prince Will Come....or I'm Wishing.

Fantastic! As long as she sings something, I don’t care.

 

[Rambozo]

There's no way they'll have someone kiss Snow White at the end to save her.

I heard she's going to even kill the Witch herself. Rather then the actual ending where she falls from a cliff after a lightning strikes it. This one is going to make Wonder Woman 84 look like a classic.

 

[Tony the Tigger]

They want Super Mario and Princess Peach.

100%

and what’s different about those movies…no agenda

What?!

You think that’s no agenda?

Quite the opposite: it’s the default agenda.

It’s the unchallenged straight white Christian patriarchal agenda the rest of us have all been subject to forever.

And it’s very weak that those folks who have always been in charge can’t handle making room for anyone else without being shocked (shocked!) offended, outraged, insulted, or otherwise mortified.

 

[Californian Elitist]

They cut the songs, mate. They're not girl power-y enough.

We are not mates.

She will be singing. This has been confirmed. None of the songs in the 1937 version are spectacular enough to the point that I must hear another rendition of them anyway. There’s a reason they’re overlooked.

 

[GhostHost1000]

There's no way they'll have someone kiss Snow White at the end to save her.

I heard she's going to even kill the Witch herself. Rather then the actual ending where she falls from a cliff after a lightning strikes it. This one is going to make Wonder Woman 84 look like a classic.

I think in a modern twist they’ll have Bud Lights queen kiss Snow White to save her and then throw a beer can at the witch to kill her because she slid into Snow Whites DMs as a catfish.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

We are not mates.

Oh u mad.

I think in a modern twist they’ll have Bud Lights queen kiss Snow White to save her and then throw a beer can at the witch to kill her because she slid into Snow Whites DMs as a catfish.

Based.

 

[Tony the Tigger]

There's no way they'll have someone kiss Snow White at the end to save her.

I heard she's going to even kill the Witch herself. Rather then the actual ending where she falls from a cliff after a lightning strikes it. This one is going to make Wonder Woman 84 look like a classic.

Which actual ending?

Are you under the illusion that snow white was an original Disney story?

 

[GhostHost1000]

What?!

You think that’s no agenda?

Quite the opposite: it’s the default agenda.

It’s the unchallenged straight white Christian patriarchal agenda the rest of us have all been subject to forever.

And it’s very weak that those folks who have always been in charge can’t handle making room for anyone else without being shocked (shocked!) offended, outraged, insulted, or otherwise mortified.

You think movies that don’t include LGBTQ stuff are automatically straight white Christian? Wow.

 

[Casper Gutman]

All this outrage over the Prince, a complete non-entity - the 10th or 11th most significant character in the film (depending on how you rank the Huntsman).

Almost like the actual remarks don’t matter very much.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Wait.

You guys know that Snow White is dead, right? She's never actually saved. I'm 100% serious about this. There's no actual prince that kisses her.

 

[Californian Elitist]

Oh u mad.

Based.

Why would you not being my “mate” make me mad? Literally me as I respond to all the offended posts:

 

[LittleBuford]

I heard she's going to even kill the Witch herself. Rather then the actual ending where she falls from a cliff after a lightning strikes it.

Actually, in the original tale, the queen attends Snow White's wedding and is forced by the prince to dance in red-hot iron slippers until she literally drops dead. I guess that ending was too much for those woke snowflakes in 1937.

 

[Californian Elitist]

I am interested in the new music that will be written for this film. I thoroughly enjoyed all the new ones written for TLM, so I’m curious about what they’re cooking up for Snow White.

 

[Rambozo]

Which actual ending?

Are you under the illusion that snow white was an original Disney story?

Disney's versions are all different from the original books. Because they are very graphic. But that doesn't mean Disney should change their own versions.

 

[LSLS]

You are mistaken. The film will feature songs. It seems that Gal Gadot, too, will be singing.

Just please don't be Lin-Manuel Miranda writing the song.

 

[GhostHost1000]

that doesn't mean Disney should change their own versions.

how dare you come in here with that logic lol

 

[Tony the Tigger]

They cut the songs, mate. They're not girl power-y enough.

The world is pretty girl power-y now.

Shouldn’t a new version reflect that vs. the 1930’s?

 

[CaptainAmerica]

I am interested in the new music that will be written for this film. I thoroughly enjoyed all the new ones written for TLM, so I’m curious about what they’re cooking up for Snow White.

The biggest problem with the new songs is that they bloated the runtime. It would have been a better 1:50 movie than a 2:15 movie.

Just please don't be Lin-Manuel Miranda writing the song.

He's like the only guy left who writes songs.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

The world is pretty girl power-y now.

Shouldn’t a new version reflect that vs. the 1930’s?

Well it's set in like 1550. So. No.